*Camilla shows Farmer the Crimson Badlands*
C: So, if you slay some monsters for me you’ll have a chance to prove yourself…
F: Are you fucking kidding me?
C: Pardon?
F: I said: are you fucking kidding me? “Prove” myself? Let’s get some things straight: I went into the deepest levels of Mines. I’ve reached level 100 of Skull Cavern more than once. I’ve been through a VOLCANO. I’ve found a prismatic slime, ectoplasm, killed countless monsters that were endangering the Valley and walked all the length of murderous swamp to deliver Magnus some souvenir, all because he didn’t think to sign a prenup. And I’m not allowed to say what I did at the Ridge, but believe me, you all would be in deep shit if I didn’t. So please, tell me again how killing some scorpions and what looks like overbaked mummies will help me “prove” myself.
C: …
F: Just be honest and tell me you want to use me for some underpaid work like everybody else.
C: So… you won’t do it?
F: Of course I will, after I listed all that you still think that I have survival instinct?
