#seabirb

[harkthorn]

Come to the puffin statue yesterday evening if you want an ass kicking

[missfiatlux]

[ororosmunroe]

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[based off of this post]

Dick: I’ve been dropping them the most instantly obvious hints for, like, a while now. No response. 

Kaldur (incredulous): Oh! Well...forgive me for saying so but...Richard, they don’t sound very intelligent.

Dick (stares at Kaldur, then at the camera, then down at his drink, uneasy): But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just...dense...

Kaldur (Close eyes, thinking deeply): Hm...well then. Perhaps you need to be more obvious with this person? Say...I don’t really know, say, “Excuse me, but, I love you!”

Dick: Maybe you’re right...Hey Kaldur, I love you.

Kaldur: Yes, just say that. Exactly. 

Dick: Holy fucking shit. 

Kaldur: If they are not able to suss out the meaning of behind your words then, again forgive me but, they are just not intelligent. 

[peaxh-cat]

Here’s some Seabirb bc I love him

[ororosmunroe]

Things that used to freak Dick out when intially dating Kaldur:

Finding random sharp teeth when visiting his appartment.

Due to Kaldur’s physiology, his teeth fall out and are replaced with newer sharper teeth. It’s common place in Atlantis.

After his slight embarrassment (he really thought he got all of them when he was cleaning) Kaldur doesn’t quite get why it unnerves Dick so much.

Conversely, Kaldur thinks it’s super weird that the Tooth Fairy is a thing that is widely accepted. Who are they? Why do they want the teeth of children??? Sounds suspect.

[ororosmunroe]

@russianspacegeckosexparty

[non powered au]

kaldur needing money for school so he becomes a tutor. 

carlyle is his first and only tutee for a while (carlyle likes it like that) 

they get friendly with each other (kaldur tends to hang out after and they watch movies, etc) and carlyle develops the feelings ™ is prepared to make a move to the next post session.

however

after the tutor session ends kaldur instead starts packing up to leave. carlyle asks why and kaldur tells him (oblivious and happily) 

“ oh! didn’t I tell you? i have another tutee now-”  *shows his schedule book (very organized and color coded)

kaldur’s cellphone suddenly rings, “oh hello, yes I’m leaving right now. [laughter] okay, see you soon. good bye.” 

he hangs up and set his phone down, “carlyle do you mind if I use your bathroom?” 

“uh...sure.” 

“thank you!” kaldur sets down his phone and heads over the bathroom. 

honestly it literally all goes so fast carlyle is reeling and becomes annoyed who was this new tutee??? 

the phone hasn’t locked itself yet and so he peers over and sees the name richard grayson just as the screen goes black. 

richard grayson...? who the hell was that?

[ororosmunroe]

@russianspacegeckosexparty @battlships @literally everyone that likes Seabirb

How do you feel about, before Kal and Dick become a couple, Kaldur calls Dick “Richard”?

I feel like Dick is like ??? at first because only Alfred calls him Richard (because he refuses to call him Master Dick, though it makes Dick crack up). And for the longest time, Kaldur would only him Richard (because he’s proper, and doesn’t understand why “Dick” is short hand for Richard in the first place. It’s land dweller slang for penis for goodness sake) but the moment he calls him “Dick” (he’s tired of getting teased by Wally for being “uptight”) Dick gets upset because everyone (besides Alfred) calls him Dick so when Kaldur says it it’s special different (imagine Dick mumbling, looking away embarrassed). 

But Kaldur doesn’t want to be called uptight again so Dick tells him to just call him Blue Bird (which later transforms into “My Bird” per Seabirb canon). 

Sidenote:

Kaldur innocently asks how Dick got the nickname in the first place and what’s wrong with “Richard”? It’s a nice name.

Dick blushes even harder, now a little annoyed at himself, bc boy howdy that crush he’s been nursing is going into overdrive.

[ororosmunroe]

Dick falls in love with the man in the Moon (Kaldur) Spoiler Alert: The man in the moon loves him back.