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I saw another anon asking for your Predator Gods in maid outfits, and that was hilarious XD Also it raised a different question: how would the gods react if, instead, were their champions in maid outfits?

Baan: Awwwww! Sweetheart, you look adorable in that costume!

Seala: (shrugs) I mean...I don't feel uncomfortable in it, myself. Hey, maybe next Halloween, you can be the butler and I can be the maid for a murder mystery dinner party! Baan: Hmmmm...let me swallow the victim to "dispose of the evidence," and you've got a deal. ;) Seala: (blushes) You say that like I'd refuse...

Prax: (smirks and puts his hands on his hips) Heh heh...so, who's laughing now, huh, Mike?

Mike: If you tell Skim about this, I swear-

Skim: (takes a picture on his phone)Honey, he doesn't have to tell me ANYTHING.

Mike: WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?!

Bela: Mmmmm...(smirks and approaches Kepp with hungry eyes, brushing a hand across his pt's face)...now THIS, I feel, is more like it...you look cute enough to eat...

Kepp: (flustered noises)

For Baan: have you ever eaten kids? Like maybe some from the school Seala works in, as they wanted to see that or if you wanted to help them to calm down, or for any other reason.

Baan: WHAT?! No! No, I would never! Never. (pauses) Well...almost never... Seala: (sighs) There was one time one of the kids decided to try and use his stomach as a "bouncy castle" while I was out of the room visiting the front office. He was visiting the school to read to them, and I asked him to watch over things while I was gone. Baan: (scratches the back of his head) She...kind of startled me when she came in, and I...might have bounced the kid too high and...accidentally swallowed them. >_> Seala: (shakes her head wearily) ...On the bright side, Jamie - that was their name - actually didn't seem to mind much...in fact, after he burped them out, they "wanted to go on the smelly slide again." Baan: (blushes bright red) ...Generally speaking, kids are off the menu...barring accidents. Ahem. Seala: (gives him a bored look, but with a bit of affection) [Seriously, kids being swallowed is...a very, Very, VERY iffy subject, for me and for others, and for obvious reason. Be careful what you ask, darling Anon.]

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Question for Seala and Mike: did someone ever tried to steal your boyfriends from you? And if yes, how did you, Baan and Prax react to that?

(Seala and Mike look at each other, then back at the Anon) Mike: ...Uh...you DO realize our boyfriends are LITERAL GODS, right? Like, not just Gods, but MAN-EATING GODS, yeah? Seala: Yeah, that's never happened. Most people are frankly too scared to approach a God, or too starstruck. I'm sure there are people who want to have one of them in a relationship, but no one makes a MOVE on a God. It's like jumping in a den of lions, you just don't do it, if you have any sense of self-preservation. Besides, with Baan, most people want to be his food, not his mate. (blushes and looks askance) Not that I blame them for that...h-heh... Mike: (rolls his eyes) Anyway...in my case, with Prax, the only person who's kinda come close is Skim. All three of us know he'd love a chance to get in my puppy's pants, but...well...if Prax doesn't eat him, I will literally throw him out the apartment window if he does. So, nope. Nobody's stealing MY pup. >:) Seala: ...Would you ACTUALLY throw your best friend out the apartment window? Mike: If he actively made moves to steal my boyfriend from me? OF COURSE I WOULDactually no. No, I probably wouldn't...(to himself)...Prax's stomach wouldn't give me a chance...his gut gets all the fun... Seala: (blinks slowly) ...Mr. Mendel, you have issues. Mike: At least I don't literally want to add to my boyfriend's butt. Seala: (flushes bright red) You...! I...! BE QUIET! Mike: (smirks triumphantly) Seala: (glares then clears her throat, trying to look all prim and proper) Ahem...anyway...bottom line: we didn't go after our boyfriends, these relationships...sort of just happened. And one of the best parts about being in a relationship with a God is that it's usually a pretty secure relationship by simple virtue of BEING a relationship with a God. Mike: Right. Unless said God decides to have flings on their own terms, no one's taking them from you. Seala: And with Baan and Prax, both of us know we're not in any danger of that happening. So being in a relationship with a God is basically great all around! Mike: Well...unless you somehow get in a "relationship" with...CERTAIN Gods... (Bela Sulten's evil laugh is heard from somewhere in the shadows)