BUFFY/JEREMY PLEES
Send me a ship and I’ll tell you:
who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave : jeremy stop being such a moron.
who forgot to put the cat outside before sex : jEREMY. okay. yeah yeah yeah, he heard buffy ask him to do it a thousand and one times, but he was OCCUPIED bc sex. duh.
who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit : buffy BC c’mon jeremy — eating an entire pizza in such a short amount of time is frickin’ stupid.
who breaks the most phones : buffy bc jere ‘s not on his phone as much so it’s in the safe zone.
who dies first : jeremy. he thinks he’s badass. but he’s not buffy badass.
which one I could see as being lactose intolerant : NEITHER. bc if they were that’d rly suck when they want to smash on some ice cream together.
who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t : lol yeah buffy give it up u will never beat jeremy at video games ok
who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed : jeremY. fucking snorer from hell right here.
who uses the computer most : buffy for like cases and stuff
