#seanissospiffling

[tracithegreatt]

but its still a nice butt :p and no i wont go away youre ruude

[tracithegreatt]

sean call me 'sessy' one my time and I will refuse to text you ever again.

[tracithegreatt]

I have nothing better to do at 3:20 in the morning.

    It was late and night and Traci was in bed reading some steamy Johnlock. It was a normal night and nothing noticeably different was happening until you hear a soft whisper coming from seemingly no where in the room

"Traci come here," it said.

"What da fuck is going on?!" exclaimed Traci.

"Traci it's me your chair. I need your ass in my life, Im in love with it,"replied the chair.

Traci with a look of complete confusion replied to the chair. "how the fuck can you talk chair?"

     The room was quiet for a moment, long enough to make Traci think she was going a little more crazy than she already was. Even then she thought she could see her chair being sad as crazy and stupid as that sounds. but then it happened.

"It was the magic undies. they gave me the power of speech and now I just need to profess my love for your butt. I love they way you sit on me. I love rubbing my chair face on your butt please come and read that gay porn while sitting over here." stated Traci's chair.

"aww yous a cute chair. Fine ill come read this gay porn over there so you can be in love with my butt." replied Traci.

Then Traci moved her lazy butt out of bed and sat in her chair and made that the happiest chair in the world and from that day on the two of them are inseparable and there love is strong.

This is the story of how Tracasschair became a thing. :P there is something wrong with me.