#but actually

[legospaceshipguy]

So what if with Gwi-Ma destroyed, the Saja Boys rematerialize in Seoul instead of the Underworld and happen to land in a dumpster?

Kinda working on a fic idea for this, will tag later when I post on AO3.

[hilarynights]

hahahahhha!!! shane’s hand when they first kiss!!! he wants to touch so badly!! and ilya touched his chest so he is tentatively like okay i will touch!!! and he is looking down at it like wow im touching.

[evilcarmona]

Did we have a maid all this time?

In short

"What the hell, Tim? I thought you had a coffee table, but there's a fucking real coffin under all your damn junk?"

"For one, it's not trash, but important papers, homework, and documents… For two, it's Danny's coffin. It's been here since I moved in, so don't worry."

The whole session was gathered around the coffin in Tim's room. It was discovered by accident. Jason wasn't interested in entering Tim's room, and the others value personal space (situationally, but they do!).

Okay, Demian also snuck in here a couple of times. He thought it was some kind of trendy American choice. What? His grandfather has one too.

"Who the fuck is Danny?! Another one of your friends died? Jesus, you have unhealthy ways of coping with loss. Do you need professional help?"

"No, no, you misunderstand. Danny's my maid. He's on vacation, but he promised he'd come when the time was right. Whatever that means. Anyway, he's kind of taking a break. The coffin doesn't even open, to be honest."

To be honest, someone is trying to open it at the same time. And they're succeeding! Inside, there's a… a young man in a dress surrounded by a bunch of fresh red roses? He's not breathing and he's cold to the touch… wait, did he open his eyes?!

"Glad to be back, Master Tim. A cup of tea?"

"Ugh, is that the first thing you say to me? By the way, where did that scar on your eye come from? It definitely wasn't there before."

***

So… A couple of months ago, CW made Danny look after some lonely billionaire teenager for a few (dozens) times, being his maid in a huge, empty estate. Danny didn't mind, really! He's not bothered by ghosts lately, and anywhere's better than at home. He can't hang out with Sam and Tuk forever, even if Tuk's parents already consider him like an extra son. Two for the price of one, lol.

But then he had to suspend Tim's visits. But only temporarily! Apparently, CW hopes to send Danny back here later.

And then later, when his parents discovered Danny's secret… oops. They even shot him in the eye when he was in human form! His vision won't recover, and it sucks. At least his vision wasn't affected in his ghost form. It's a good thing that it's difficult to track him in Gotham, so he can stay a ghost for as long as he wants. There are already plenty of strange people around, and one more won't make a difference.

But, wow! While Danny was gone, Tim was adopted by their neighbor! And he had a bunch of other kids! How things have changed. At least Alfred hasn't retired yet. (It would be strange if they didn't know each other.)

[peroltabakios692p]

Lady #4 will surprise you!!!

[wolfoxjade17]

Everyone's always like "Sophie is a nerd but it never shows" "we need more nerd Sophie" "why doesn't she infodump like any normal encyclopedia reader wld"?

Have any of you considered that Sophie might have been a classic infodumper as a child and stopped? She could hear their thoughts. Nobody liked it. "Ooh the Speical Sophieflake showing off again". Mabye she learnt that nobody wanted to hear it, so she just... stopped. And that urge to infodump slowly faded out of her.

[eshpur]

Is it medieval time yet?

[steelsonnet]

For your consideration:

Armor that is locked shut by a Knight's Lord, and can only be removed with a key the Lord carries on them.

Armor that can't be taken off by anyone but the person the knight has sworn themselves to.

Locks that are polished with the same pride and reverence as the armor they're attached to.

Knights that have to kneel in front of their Lord at the end of every day to be unlocked, proving their devotion every moment they don this armor.