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(seashoreshenanigans) Sylvain @ Kieron: "So, you don't like how the Gardevoir line's also part Fairy? Huh. Makes me wonder." he taps his chin. "Oh, but, does that suit let you use any moves you can't use normally? I mean, it's pretty unique. Specifically, if it does affect your moveset, then maybe can you use Fairy moves that way to make up for things?"

“It is much more than that, though it does not help matters any.” Kieron may not like Mr.Mimes due to the fairy typing and how they all look like horny clowns, but his hatred of gardevoirs and gallades was infamous and heated. If someone made the error of asking them why he hates them as much as he does, they would be in for a rant that would make conspiracy theorists roll their eyes.

“You ever notice how many of them there are? Cause that is important.” Kieron pointed his finger straight up as spoke, shaking it wildly. “The gardevoir line is well know and popular among trainers. That why there are so many of them right now. Humans promote them as the new must have mon. They are the pikachus of psychic types. They are over saturated and are aiming to push most of a psychics into irrelevance.”

The mewtwo clenched his fist in anger. “You don’t believe me? There are labs designed to genetically alter these things to make them fit for anything, and now they are everywhere! Abominations made by science, made immortal via robotics, immortalized by spectators on TV, monsters that wipe out populations and are even being allowed to have foster children and be in schools! They are pushing us other psychics out and people either do not notice the signs, don’t care or are okay with their increasing encroachment!”

The cyborg put his hands on Sylvain shoulders and stared him right in his face. “It is united front! They want to become dominant in society and we need to rally the other psychics to stand up against them. We need to take drastic actions against these blights on society, pulls the wool from everyone’s eyes and see the problem they pose!”

He became so enraptured with his own racist agenda he did not even register the psychic asked on his armor. When he realized this, he calmed down slightly. “My armor does not enable me to do anything extra move wise. It allows me to phase through solid matter, hack computers and transfer status buffs to people though.”

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(seashoreshenanigans) Sylvain @ Mercy: You know a lot about ghosts right? So, I was wondering ... do you know why Pokemon come back as certain ghosts? Is there any reason for someone ending up as a certain species?

“Yup! There is actually a correlation for why certain pokemon come back as specific ghost types!” Mercy always loved talking about this. It was always fun grouping certain ghost types and explaining why certain pokemon come back as certain ghost types. Plus it would help clear the air over what souls can actually come back as, rather than the blanket assumption that all ghosts are dead souls.

She pulled out a tablet and put her hand on the psychic type’s shoulder. “Strap in. I’m going to give you an education you cannot afford to miss!”

The gourgeist swiped against the screen of the tablet until a hologram of an image of certain species of ghosts appeared with the tagline Ghost Types that Cannot be the Souls of the Dead.

“I think the best place to start is what ghost types souls don’t become. Contrary to popular believe not all ghost types are really…spirits of the dead trapped in this mortal coil.” The scientist gave the Mr.Mime a glance to make sure they were still on board. “Some are spectral beings that either have the body consistency of ghosts or have properties such as being able phase through most solid matter.”

“These mons are gastly, haunter, duskull, dusclops, shuppet, shedinja, the frillish line, the misdreavus line, the golurk line, sableye, rotom, litwick and froslass. You may have noticed how I did not mention Banette, dusknoir, gengar, lampent and chandelure when I mentioned their pre-evolved forms. There is a good reason for that.”

The image that appeared on the next hologram showed the tagline Distortion World Ghosts. “When a living soul dies in the distortion world it tends to be horribly warped, losing the ability to pass on and becomes certain ghost types. Since dusknoirs, lampents, drifloons, drifblims and chandelures are often the common pokemon that ferry souls to after life, they tend to come back as that and are often coerced into collecting souls to bring them to the afterlife. Their reasons  for doing this job tends to vary.”

She swiped her finger again to bring up the hologram of the Tagline Emotion Based Ghosts.

“Some creatures come back as particular ghosts due to a strong emotional feeling. Banette come back if a grudge towards someone or somethingwas so great that they possess an object close to the thing they had a grudge on, or just take the appearance of the standard Banette. Gengars come from feelings of malice, mischief or a desire to cause any degree of trouble, or if the victim feels that they were the source of trouble, pain ect. The honedge line are souls that died heroic deaths, or died feeling a certain duty was not completed. Often times they are found in old medieval ruins or locations where swords are frequent.”

The next hologram to pop up was Ghosts Based off Location.

“There are ghosts that come back due to specific location where they died. The phantump and gourgeist line come back if they die in a forest location with a lot of living and dead trees, and even some normal grass types in some cases. The cofagrigus line tend to come back in either urban, or desert setting, where metal or dry soil is located. Drifloon can also come if someone dies in a location that has high elevation, namely mountains, planes exploding in mid-air and reeeeeeealy tall buildings.” She hoped she did not have to explain what an airplane was, or how one can explode in mid-air. “It is common for flying types or ones that fly really high to come back as these mons.”

“So does that answer your question?” The amount of time that it took Mercy to explain this to the poor mon never even crossed her mind. She did tend to go over every nook and cranny of certain details.

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(seashoreshenanigans) Baptiste @ Ares: Sooo. Any reason you play the, well, genre of music that you do? I mean, it does suit you, but is was there something that drew you to it?