Garden of bones
Game of Thrones Rewatch, Season 2, Episode 4
1. Season 2, the season where Dany is in 3 places and few important things really happen
2. Let’s not actually watch Robb conquer this battle...we have to save our budget for episode 9.
3. Is this the first episode where we see lord Bolton?
4. Yes, yes it is.
5. Oh Talisa. You really fuck things up for Robb and everyone.
6. Hey at least Talisa makes a good point. He is planning on taking over but has no idea what he’s gonna do when he gets there.
7. Kinda sounds like our current political climate.
8. In case you forgot about how much of a shit Joffrey was, here’s a reminder.
9. Oooooo sick Mad King comparison, bro.
10. Foreshadowing alert!!!! “Lady Stark, you may survive us yet.” A
11. I guess it’s true, Tyrion has only shown Sansa kindness. I would also date Tyrion too.
12. Okay the spanking that Ros did was faaaar lighter than how Ros used the belt.
13. This scene really does highlight how much of a sadist Joffrey really is.
14. I always block this scene out of memory.
15. This scene and Ros’s death.
16. Marjorie’s dress collar is so weird!!
17. I give her props for being witty and able to play the game well.
18. Oh, Harrenhall. How I also forget about you.
19. Yeeees, Arya! Start that list girl!
20. Nooo Catelyn!!! Don’t fall for Littlefinger’s traps!
21. Don’t open the gift!!
22. Good faith my ass.
23. Gift from Tyrion my ass.
24. Id probably pee my pants too.
25. All this trouble and torture to find the Brotherhood without Banners?
26. Baratheon brother vs Baratheon brother scene.
27. The night is dark and full of a future shadow baby bring birthed in a cave scene.
28. Oooo Targaryen threat! Too bad she didn’t think it through.
29. Xaro’s blood oath...hmmmmm...questionable...
30. The few times Tywin helps save people.
31. Oh Lancell...at least you look SOMEWHAT less like a Zelda character.
32. Tyrion is so observant in being able to figure things out.
33. Make that alliance!
34. I wish we could have seen more of Daavos’s smuggling ways.
35. I also forgot that he had a wife.
36. This is by far the most WTF scene in all of GOT history.
37. What ever happened to creepy shadow baby? He’s just out there somewhere? Maybe we will see a reunion in the last season? Maybe he was just there to help make Stannis the only Baratheon with claim to the throne?