#seating host

[iamthecutestofborg]

Me seeing a seating host in a restaurant before I ever worked as one:

"Wow, that looks like the easiest job in the world!"

Me seeing a seating host in a restaurant now, years after working as one:

[iamthecutestofborg]

Guest: We want to sit outside, but we don't want to be in the sun.

Well maybe don't sit outside then??? Because, you know... That's where the sun is???