so far so fake

she/her

[aquilotti]

https://www.tumblr.com/broadwayblue/822304571750858752/gabe-and-jacob-fowler-from-his-ig-tags

Oh word? Rempe has been replaced by another tall buff man

fowler is the gerber baby/gabe’s quebe tutor

[aquilotti]

@ anon would absolutely chat abt it off anon! i fear shooters

[mightbethesun]

;)

[dreamedofyou]

Watched this latest interview with Alex Nedeljkovic and he got asked what his top all-time starting lineup would be (3 forwards and 2 d-men) if he could only pick from his current or former teammates (not just the NHL but the other leagues he played in as well) - basically, anyone he's ever played on a team with.

Just as a reminder, since the 2018/19 season Nedeljkovic has played for the following NHL teams: the Canes, the Red Wings, the Penguins and now the Sharks. So keep their rosters in mind.

His first two answers for forwards were the usual suspects: Sid and Mack.

Then he had trouble deciding on the third but this is how the conversation went from there:

1. After he got clarification that they were looking for someone who would complement Sid and Mack the best, there was absolutely NO hesitation in saying it's Will.

2. He's basically putting Will on the same level as Svechnikov - a guy who's 5 years older than Will, is undoubtedly his team's second best player (this last season he was 2nd in goals scored, trailing after 1st by only 1 goal; 3rd in points scored, trailing after 2nd only by 1 point) and literally just won a Stanley Cup with the Canes.

3. Can't talk about Will without mentioning the chemistry with Mack lmao.

Also, after he picks all five players (Sid, Mack, Will, Slavin and Mo Seider) he finishes with: "I think those five guys would be pretty hard to beat. You could put those five up against almost anybody, I think."

😌

[aquilotti]

https://www.tumblr.com/aquilotti/822340004537925632/going-to-be-a-rough-48-hours-for-will-smith-hockey

Gabe in the audience like a lady at a tourney watching two favored lords joust meanwhile he’s fucking one of the guards (Matt) on the DL

this is so beautiful what a vivid image

[aquilotti]

mtl having all these scheduling advantages…it’s great. love that. happy for them

god’s favorites are the evil sickly victorian children

[yuribrini]

"he smells blood"

sans restriction | ep 533 (16:10)

just to come back to mack and will. some ppl dont see how good smitty is, because this kid's incredible

V: you know, he smells blood, sometimes you're like he's not doing anything today, then bam he scores you're like where was he today didn't see him. not the guy you'll see during all the game, not same style as mack at all. honestly, can't compare but reminds me of sid/geno, not comparing geno, his skills set is unique. but smitty is similar, smitty smells blood. when you play against him you gotta protect the ice because he'll shoot one in

the game i came to see you against mtl when mack decided to score the goal *speechless pause* it was wild i was sat and i was like EH EH EH EH OH! then everyone in the bell center sat down

V: did you see he turned around and was looked at crowd like hey

it was a silence we were shocked like what did the kid just do in front of everyone

V: it was like a nothing play he went in just *toc* *toc* *toc* *ping*

[aquilotti]

winnipeg: posts a video explaining team operations/season planning

me:

[aquilotti]

going to be a rough 48 hours for will smith hockey

[aquilotti]

looking wistfully at flyers and their socmed team, why can’t sharks be like that sigh

they only have budget for one good department and it’s uh… the um… fuck…

oh yeah it’s the private charter jet with teal pinstripes.

[aquilotti]

sharks socmed and marketing teams continue to be my biggest opp where is the funny schedule release video why are we doing a christopher nolan depression hype video

[aquilotti]

https://www.tumblr.com/aquilotti/822309453188694016/is-rempe-doing-shoulder-check-too-this-year?source=share

all of gabe’s boyfriends are going. i think he’s going to be super busy juggling all them

multiple holes for multiple hoes

[aquilotti]

is rempe doing shoulder check too this year?

he is!

[aquilotti]

bc line shoulder check reunion 2: homoerotic boogaloo, gabe don’t fuck this up for me again

[aquilotti]

Buy the Gabe card! If you don't, I'm running over there. 😂 I almost bought a Celebrini PSA 10 before the Olympics for $2k then talked myself out of it. Still not sure how I feel about it.

if I ever spend more than $8 on a single hockey card I give everyone permission to shoot me point blank. it’s a stunning card but $170?? not in this economy 😭

[aquilotti]

I love seeing you speak of gabe! Have you been to a Rangers game or would like to go to one?

haven’t been to a home game yet, they run pretty expensive just because it’s msg but it’s on my to-do list for this season

[aquilotti]

.

I would do illegal unspeakable things to get this card

LOOK HOW FUCKING STUNNING IT IS????