this is the craziest thing I’ve ever fucking seen
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this is the craziest thing I’ve ever fucking seen
dog eating a hot dog at the mariners game
i watch baseball for the side quests
update: i think you should look at the reblogs for more important baseball hijinks
okay so for anyone not watching the baseball, the Seattle Mariners just beat the Detroit Tigers in a game that stretched into FIFTEEN INNINGS. That’s SIX more than usual. They played like 90 extra minutes of baseball. (Edit: the game lasted 5 hours and 15 minutes. It was more like 2 and an half extra hours of baseball.) Everyone was at their wits’ end.
so between the top and bottom of the 15th (again, a ridiculous thing to say), the Mariners decided to do an extra round of the Salmon Run, the thing where people in Salmon costumes run around the field to get fans excited. They normally do this once around the seventh inning, but, uh, there were more than seven innings in this game.
and who won this Salmon Run, you ask? Why it was Humpy, the fish whose “fun fact” is “has never won the race”
Humpy decided to end this here and now.
sports are so great bc they can show peak male friendship and platonic intimacy and kinshi- *trips and spills all of my sports rpf yaoi on the floor* oh fuck oh no oh fuck
this reads like a “so you’ve discovered sports tumblr and yes the denizens are unhinged” thread
BRYAN WOO THROWINH A BULLPEN IM A CROP TOP IM A FUCKINH HOMOSEXIAL
farcille at da Mariners game