okay so for anyone not watching the baseball, the Seattle Mariners just beat the Detroit Tigers in a game that stretched into FIFTEEN INNINGS. That’s SIX more than usual. They played like 90 extra minutes of baseball. (Edit: the game lasted 5 hours and 15 minutes. It was more like 2 and an half extra hours of baseball.) Everyone was at their wits’ end.
so between the top and bottom of the 15th (again, a ridiculous thing to say), the Mariners decided to do an extra round of the Salmon Run, the thing where people in Salmon costumes run around the field to get fans excited. They normally do this once around the seventh inning, but, uh, there were more than seven innings in this game.
and who won this Salmon Run, you ask? Why it was Humpy, the fish whose “fun fact” is “has never won the race”
Humpy decided to end this here and now.
