#seawhore

[zanzibarhyde]

Undersea adventure. We found shrimp. #mybf #adventurebuddy #seawhore #seahorse

[crazyradochic]

Excited to share the latest: #WhoreoftheSea #SeaWhore #Mermaid #MermaidCoffeeCup #Chancla #AdultHumor #CoffeeMug #CustomPrintedMug #GagGift #Coffee #dirtyquotes #coffeecup #funnymug #etsy http://etsy.me/2mBJuL7

[neondeathcat-blog]

Seawhore - SOLD

[scottiedirects]

A short I wrote and directed about a year ago. 

[ghoulmetalalchemist]

92 truths Rules: When you get tagged, you gotta write a note with 92 truths about yourself. After that, you’re supposed to tag 25 people. You also gotta tag the person who tagged you. I was tagged by the one and only pockytalkie WHAT WAS YOUR: 
1.) Last beverage: water lmao stay thirsty my friends 2.) Last phone call: Uhhh I think I called my gramma 3.) last text message: I was texting nancy 4.)Last song you listened to: Hakuchuumu 5.)Last time I cried: yesterday bc of znt HAVE YOU EVER: 6.) dated someone twice: nop 7.) Been cheated on: Noep 8.)Kissed anyone and regretted it: yeah like ew 9.)Lost someone special: no 10.)Been depressed: nah just really sad and confused 11.)Been drunk and threw up: no LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14.) Three favorite colors: the color of the ocean when its clean, the sunset when it looks like the sky is burning pink, whatever the fuck color opals are IN THE LAST YEAR, HAVE YOU: 15.)Made a new friend: uhhh yeah but not like a bff 16.)Fallen out of love: I've never been in it lol 17.)Laughed until you cried: THAT FUCKING VIDEO ABOUT WHY NGE SUCKS LMAOOO 18.)Met someone who changed you: no 19.)Found out who your true friends are: it you nancy 20.)Found out someone was talking about you: ya 21.)Kissed anyone on your FB list: no GENERAL: 22.)How many people you know irl on your FB list: like 40 idk I don't use facebook I just add ppl who sound familiar 
23.)Do you have any pets: MY DOG LIGER HES SUCH A NERD
24.)Do you want to change your name: Nah I just want the word ruby to be a name and not an actual object idk 25.)What did you do for your last birthday party: we went to see a movie and ate cake at my house I think 26.)What time did you wake up today: 9:30 something? 27.)What were you doing at midnight last night:sleeping bc im lame 28.)Name something you cannot wait for: The fair idk I'm hoping I can go w/ some friends 30.)Last time you saw your mother: ten mins ago
31.)What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: 1) I wish I didn't get so easily flustered 2) I wish I understood fucking math I'm so stupid 3) idk I wish I could lose some weight but I like smushing my fat when I'm bored lol 32.)What are you listening to right now: Von :'( 33.)Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: I don't think so 34.)What’s getting on your nerves right now: the fact that we don't have cereal 35.)Most visited webpage: tumblr
 36.)Blood type: the red kind 37.)Nickname: boob rubes rudy 38.)Relationship Status: married 2 anime bfs
 39.)Zodiac sign: crab crab 40.) Pronouns: female pronous
 41.)Elementary: Mathew j brletic wow I almost forgot the name I feel old 42.)Highschool: parlier high
 43.)College: im a junior still so 44.)Hair color: brown 45.)Long or short: long 46.)Height: 5’4 (AND A HALF) 47.)Do you have a crush on someone: *sweats* 48.)What do you like about yourself: sometimes my eyelashes are on point 49.)Tattoos: none but I think I want one of Alphonse's blood seal on the back of my neck cuz I'm a fucking weeb 50.)Right-handed or left-handed: right handed
 51.)First surgery: none 52.)First piercing: ears
 53.)First best friend: some girl named Sarah 
54.) First sport you joined: lol 55.)First vacation: I think my parents took us to Vegas when I was two lmao 56.)First pair of trainers: what RIGHT NOW:
58.)Eating: nothing
60.)Drinking: nothing 61.) I’m about to watch: the rest of this drawing tutorial hahah h h 62.)Listening to: nothing 63.)Waiting for: my mom to come back with the fucking cereal 64.)Want kids: ehhh no but idk cuz I need someone to take care of me when I'm an old hag and I don't want them to face the apocalypse lmao 65.)Get married: yes 66.)Career: I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HAHA :( WHICH IS BETTER: 67.)Lips or eyes: eyes
 68.)Hugs or kisses: hugs
 69.)Shorter or taller: taller
 70.)Older or younger: older 
71.) Romantic or spontaneous: idk both 
72.)Nice stomach or nice arms: hmmmm aRMS 73.)Sensitive or loud: loud 
74.)Hook-up or relationship: relationship 
75.)Trouble maker or hesitant: hesitant¿ HAVE YOU EVER: 76.)Kissed a stranger: no 
77.)Drank hard liquor: n o 78.)Lost glasses/contact lenses: FUCKING YA 79.)Sex on first date: WhaT no 
80.)Broken someone’s heart: :-) I dunno 
81.)Had heart broken: no 
82.)Been arrested: no 83.)Turned someone down: no 84.)Cried when someone died: yeah 85.)Fallen for a friend: no DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 86.)Yourself: fuck you ruby. Sometimes. 
87.)Miracles: I guess 
88.)Love at first sight: lol no 
89.)Heaven: yes 
90.)Santa Claus: nope
 91.)Kiss on first date: it depends idk 
92.)Angels: yes People i tag: nancyxmarie seawhore herebequeer spacebaguette fmablover27 its-veso irl-freckled-prince itsanngrace littleredlala phodenguyen queermoffin the-temple-oftime violaprincesa warriorsatthedisco wolfskater63 meewtu zankyounovon actualedwardelric sayakist animebread amphharos dreamyghoul kanekiself luigidelray69 actualalphonseelric