Local bard rescued from shipwreck by siren who valiantly pretends to regret doing so.
“So you’re not really a siren?” “I am a siren.” “No I mean before you were cursed, you were just a regular witcher?” “Mmmhmm.” “Which is why you saved me instead of eating me, because even as a sea witcher you try to do good deeds?” “Eh, mostly because you’re too skinny to be worth eating.” “D:<”









