≈ earthwave. with @sebastianvora
Adults were responsible. Adults did grocery shopping, and got like, stuff like... vegetables. And other adult purchases. And they did it with their spouse!
CJ had suggested Earthwave because it was super fancy and grown-up and that was what he, and his roommate-turned-legal-husband Seb, clearly were. However, he had immediately got told off for skating in the store, so had spent the last five minutes sulking around the aisles, as the sales clerk watched him and Sebastian with beady little eyes. "Dude Iunno about here." He finally expressed, ducking out of the view of the store worker. "It's like....somewhere witches would go. Bad ones, that eat people!"
As if needing to show proof to Seb, he picked up the nearest jar, letting a shocked gasp as he read the label, shoving it in his husband's face. "Dude, chicken bone broth, man! That's the witchiest shit I ever heard."












