#sebastext

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Being a Trekkie that doesn't ship Spirk, Garashir, OR J7 is like being Christ on the fucking cross

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Scrupulosity and over a decade of using this website got me wondering if I'll be cancelled for reblogging Pav Yudin and feeling the compulsion to tag every post "he's not a nazi!" With the same cadence as that screenshot of Spongebob about to be crushed by the falling ice cream truck

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Tumblr is the most "You're not listening to me! If you were really listening then you'd agree with me" ass website. Doubly frustrating when this type of person doesn't listen to what your point is at the same time and just keeps talking down to you while accusing you of doing the same. Absolutely bizarre the way you folks don't want communities but echo chambers. Man. I thought we beat the argument that Tumblr was nothing but echo chambers in the 2010s. Yet here we are

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My favorite part of Pluribus is when Manousos comes up out of the jungle swinging his machete and saying his signature catchphrase, "Es hora de plurbing!" and plurbs all over the Others

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HEARTBREAKING: the sick piece of fanart cannot be conveniently cropped or resized as your pfp to include every feature that makes it bangin

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BORN TO BE SQUARE. FORCED TO BE CIRCLE. WHEN ALL I WANT IS TO BE TRIANGLE.

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Normally I love when you take my toxic yaois and make them into toxic yuris because it's like when I get my favorite ice cream but in a new and interesting flavor but palegun yuri is literally like. No. Bitch. Make her uglier NOW. People already don't make their asses ugly enough as guys, so when you're making them women we do NOT need to be skimping on the wrinkles and the insomnia eyebags and the weird proportions and the fucked up teeth and the places they clearly farmed their haircuts and the

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Sorry for party rocking!

Blends myself into a smoothie. And drinks it btw