So because I Cannot Help Myself and am a Horrible Tease, have a part of an offscreen conversation happening on Cub and Doc's implant texting app some time in the next e/l fic.
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JinglersLastFan: 'hey doc how do i confort a distressed avian while tied up'
FluffyGoat: 'keep your mouth shut and give me more details'
JinglersLastFan: 'so we fucked and i thought it was great but now he's sobbing on hotguy while playing with his balls and talking'
FluffyGoat: 'why is cuteguy at the concave'
JinglersLastFan: 'well i made cookies and they weren't wrong so that's why cuteguy is here'
FluffyGoat: 'none of that makes sense little horror'
JinglersLastFan: 'what part of it doesnt make sense? i mean i guess the crying. i don't get that part either.'
FluffyGoat: 'start again. from the beginning'
JinglersLastFan: 'so i was doing a scheme, did you see the news?'
FluffyGoat: 'yes i did hear you had a fight'
JinglersLastFan: 'did you see it?'
FluffyGoat: 'no i have not seen it i was on shift and now ren and i are having dinner'
JinglersLastFan: 'well long story short hotguy and i are now both part cat'
FluffyGoat: 'what do you mean you are part cats'
'ren says bark bark'
JinglersLastFan: 'part cat. we have cat tails and cat ears and claws and can meow and purr'
FluffyGoat: [remote diagnostic ping- stand by]
[remote diagnostic complete. no errors found]
JinglersLastFan: 'rude'