Apr 13, 2022
Behemo: And you are...?
Seth: Horus Solntse.
Behemo: Ah, of course. A victim of the great vowel famine of '89.
Seth: Shut up, would ya?
seen from South Africa
seen from Ireland
seen from China
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Malaysia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from India
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from United States
Behemo: And you are...?
Seth: Horus Solntse.
Behemo: Ah, of course. A victim of the great vowel famine of '89.
Seth: Shut up, would ya?
Uhh, I'm ending the simulation. I can't take any more of this, I can't take any more of this.
Behemo Barisol, probably.
Seth: Morality is subjective! It cannot be defined!
Luna: No, morality is found in the circumference of the moon!
please do not disrespect the moon
Luna Hazuki, probably.
Sickle: The moon is important to my plans.
Levia: There's a name for people with an interest in the moon. They're called lunatics.
Behemo: I paused it. I think there's a universe now.
Sickle: What's it made out of?
Behemo: ~QUARKS AND STUFF~
Levia: Do you believe in aliens?
Behemo: Well, I'm not one of those Area-51 types, but why not? Crazier things have happened.
Levia: Crazier things than aliens existing?
Behemo: Sure, crazier things. Take a word and say it fifty times in a row and at some point you'll be like, "What's that sound I'm making? What's it mean? Why don't I speak my own language?! Why did I borrow this one?!" So... in conclusion, all y'all animals and mountains, equally unlikely and insane.
Levia: That's an interesting way of looking at it.
Behemo: Is it? I think it's scary. And then hilarious.
Behemo: Doctor, I'm afraid of backstories.
Levia: When did this all start?
Behemo: Well, aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH--