#mod irina

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Nemesis: You can't hide forever, old man!

[ten minutes later]

Nemesis: Apparently you can. Where the fuck is he

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Michaela: Okay, I have my Very Amazing Green Onion... and my girlfriend... Everyone's here.

Kyle: what about me

Michaela: what ABOUT you

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Behemo: And you are...?

Seth: Horus Solntse.

Behemo: Ah, of course. A victim of the great vowel famine of '89.

Seth: Shut up, would ya?

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Julia: Please sign your name here. Elluka: I'm Elluka Clockworker. Julia: Miss Elluka, pardon me, but what is your relationship with our departed friend, Margarita? Elluka: One time I defeated her.

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Julia: Defeated her, you say... Elluka: Yes. Julia: Attending the funeral of a person you defeated... Elluka: Yes. Julia: ...is very thoughtless, you know? Elluka: Is that so?! Is that, like, written in the instruction booklet or something? Julia: Not one page is written about that.

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Gammon: I just saw Seth kiss Adam on the cheek. I didn't know they were together.

Eve: They're not.

Gammon: No, I'm pretty sure--

Eve: It's a Leviantan taunt.

Gammon: What?

Eve: Kissing other men.

Gammon: I don't--

Eve: Seth's mocking him.

Gammon: ...I'm just gonna go.

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Platonic: Hey, by the way, who was that lady just now?

Carlos: That was Banica. She's part of the Conchita family, a noblewoman who used to be betrothed to the Third Prince of Marlon. She's Beelzenian! She's a famed gourmand!

Platonic:

Carlos: ...oh, and she's a cannibal I guess.

Platonic: what

Carlos:

Platonic: w...WHY IS THERE A CANNIBAL IN THIS SERIES--

Carlos: Pipe down, kid.

Platonic:

Carlos: After a while, you just stop asking these questions.

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Elluka: You know that even though it's not written in the instruction booklet. Julia: Yes. Elluka: Ahh... Julia: Elluka: You must have suffered higher education.