May 6, 2022
Nemesis: You can't hide forever, old man!
[ten minutes later]
Nemesis: Apparently you can. Where the fuck is he
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Nemesis: You can't hide forever, old man!
[ten minutes later]
Nemesis: Apparently you can. Where the fuck is he
Michaela: Okay, I have my Very Amazing Green Onion... and my girlfriend... Everyone's here.
Kyle: what about me
Michaela: what ABOUT you
Behemo: And you are...?
Seth: Horus Solntse.
Behemo: Ah, of course. A victim of the great vowel famine of '89.
Seth: Shut up, would ya?
Julia: Please sign your name here. Elluka: I'm Elluka Clockworker. Julia: Miss Elluka, pardon me, but what is your relationship with our departed friend, Margarita? Elluka: One time I defeated her.
Julia: Defeated her, you say... Elluka: Yes. Julia: Attending the funeral of a person you defeated... Elluka: Yes. Julia: ...is very thoughtless, you know? Elluka: Is that so?! Is that, like, written in the instruction booklet or something? Julia: Not one page is written about that.
Gammon: I just saw Seth kiss Adam on the cheek. I didn't know they were together.
Eve: They're not.
Gammon: No, I'm pretty sure--
Eve: It's a Leviantan taunt.
Gammon: What?
Eve: Kissing other men.
Gammon: I don't--
Eve: Seth's mocking him.
Gammon: ...I'm just gonna go.
Platonic: Hey, by the way, who was that lady just now?
Carlos: That was Banica. She's part of the Conchita family, a noblewoman who used to be betrothed to the Third Prince of Marlon. She's Beelzenian! She's a famed gourmand!
Platonic:
Carlos: ...oh, and she's a cannibal I guess.
Platonic: what
Carlos:
Platonic: w...WHY IS THERE A CANNIBAL IN THIS SERIES--
Carlos: Pipe down, kid.
Platonic:
Carlos: After a while, you just stop asking these questions.
Elluka: You know that even though it's not written in the instruction booklet. Julia: Yes. Elluka: Ahh... Julia: Elluka: You must have suffered higher education.