M.P. 002
Sinkey : *wispering* heeeeeeyyyyyyyyyy
Me : *grunts*
Hellious : Let me try. *deep inhale* WAKE THE FUCK UP BIATCH !!!!!!!
Me : *wakes in a panic and emediatly looks for my phone* JESUS CHRIST
Ramathal : We did try to tell you to put the brightness done before you went to sleep.
Me : Guys its 3:00am this had better be something good.
Sinkey : *sheepishly* Well.... I thought this should’ve waited till morning but these two finally managed to cooperate on something so...Yeah, take it from here.
Hellious : So I came up with something that looks pretty great and edgy as hell. *handing me a rolled up sheet of paper* Now here’s the crappy version he revised.
Ramathal : *staring at Hellious in annoyance* My “crappy revised version” is significantly more symmetrical and aesthetically appealing than that pointed prodigious shit stain you blurted out onto a canvas.
Me : *unrolling the paper* Okay this is pretty good but why am i up at 3:00am again listening to you.
Hellious :*still arguing with Ramathal* Draw It.
Me : Exactly why and how would i do this for you.
Hellious : Cause we don’t really exist.
Ramathal : Let me explain. Within the confines of your mind we are capable of as much as you in your reality but we cannot create anything lasting as this world’s parameters are linked directly to your emotion and memory neither of which is particularly stable.
Sinkey : Bit of a sharp tongue there.
Me : He’s not wrong Ramathal continue and get to the point.
Ramathal : Right. So it stands to reason that the image we created is as fluid as any other thought or memory or emotion you have. Your drawing it would create a more permanent state of existence for our creation.
Hellious : TLDR in here its appearance may change as you recall it. that won’t happen to a drawing.
Me : *nodding* Hmm..Hmm.. Yeah im going back to sleep.
Ramathal & Hellious : *in unison* WAIT!!!
Me : Bye bye.
Sinkey : Hey com’ on don’t be an ass. this is some of the only artistic expression they have and besides the number of other projects they made that “you” erased is... Well it is sad.
Me : Okay fine. But this better not be hard.
Ramathal : *holding in a smile* Not at all. You’ll need a pencil, a pen and a campus and ruler for some bits.
Me : *me looking at the now blurring image* Yeah how about i just let you guys run things for a while.
Sinkey : Why do they get to run you!
Me : Because its a drawing and not a porn hub search that put me on an FBI watch list.
Sinkey : Oooh yeah, forgot about that.
Me : Anyway, you guys have fun I’m to tired to stay conscious through this plus i might fuck something up.
Ramathal : Thank you Sir.
Hellious : Thanks man.
Me : Just put me back in the bed when I’m done and *scowling at sinkey*Do.Not. Give Sinkey control. *drops through the void and back into sleep*
At 10:00am
Me : Not bad. I’ll give it to Jaid.
Ramathal : Why? We worked hard on this it took hours.
Hellious : You’re giving it to her of all people. Why?
Me : Cause those who disturb my slumber must burn under the wrath of a thousand sun for eternities beyond the span of time itself.
Cythe : (:<