To Be Or To Not Be -- PARODY.
Sorry for how busy I've been! Have a Shakespherean parody to make up for it.
To write or to not write – that is the question: Whether ‘tis nobler to be on tumblr The endless sea of gifs and cats, Or to take to pen and write a tale of wars And torment without end. To think, to laze – Today? No – and by laze, we procrastinate From all that could be, all that plays within our skulls That mankind is heir too – ‘tis an irking deal Yet one struck anyway. To think, to laze – To laze, perhaps an idea. Ay, there’s another, For in that laze we think of great stories of tails and wings, When we have all the great ideas of the decade, But can’t drag away. There’s a lost cause That makes us only dreamers of a long century. For who would bear the ideas but will to leave the internet off, Th’ quiet lull of distraction, the relaxation from not having to, The fandoms, the discoveries to be made, The stories others have told, and the words That only the clever of th’ net can write, When all it takes is the x at the top of the browser, With just th’ cursor? Who would listen, To read and care of some lonely girl’s tale, But all the while knowing of some greater motive, The undiscovered evil of this particular writer, No reader returns from with a steady heart And as the writers make fools of us all Than letting us feel the pleasure of a mystery? Thus we question if any of them would care, And thus find it easier to laze, which Is always bringing us to the same place And home to captivity.