#secret asks

[mssecret2]

People with dicks, I have question. Y'all ever use 2 hands to jerk off. I'm curious

[fishgummy]

Secret: recently, I blocked a mutual in law for having a very annoying opinion in response to an anonymous ask I sent. Later I saw that the mutual he was my in law thru commented on the answered ask expressing her distain for the asker's opinion - again, me being the asker. It wasn't a super serious topic or anything (I mostly blocked cuz I already found him just annoying in general and I'm curating my online experience y'know) but I haven't told her and she's a good friend and I'm kinda scared of her finding out one day but I've decided not to tell her just because of how trivial it is. None of the people involved are you and you probably do not know any of them, they're from another fandom. Just as a disclaimer

nodding that makes sense. but also its good that the opinion isnt worth ending the friendship over!

[autumnsunshine10]

I have never loved anyone enough to want to live with them all the time. I like the idea of an intellectual love but the physical aspect sort of disgusts me.

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[the-horsemen-ride]

👻????

👻- For something that scares or disturbs them, but they refuse to tell anyone

War: ... what is with you guys and tryin' to get into all our business? Famine: Well, that's the point of all of this ask blog stuff. It builds credibility! Authenticity and that stuff! I think. And you seemed pretty okay with spilling everythin- War: Okay, okay, I get it. But I mean, didn't we- Famine: War. C'mon, we're all making fools of ourselves, not just you. War: Fine. ... Conquest: Needles. There. Got it over with. War: You already said that. Conquest: No, you said that. Now it's from the source. Pestilence: I second War on this. This- this one sounds like you've got some...plans. Do we have to? Did, uh...did we sign something? What were on those papers?

Famine shrugs.

Famine: Should've read 'em! Pestilence: ...hm... well, responsibility still stands... Deeper than that? Too repressed to uh, root out. Uhm. Maybe. Going mainstream. A-and tight spaces, claustrophobic. And being left alone. Forgotten maybe. Ironic...

Conquest: mhm. Pestilence: but... uh... I think everyone feels that way. Don't wanna be cooped up all alone, want people to think of me, include me, uh, yeah. Not like I care much about legacy but while I'm still here I hope people, uh care! Yeah. Not about any spotlight just, being not... chopped liver. A mostly collective nod. If not agreement then just comprehension.

Famine: I don't want to get too deep if I can help it, so I'll admit when I first met Headless, the guy put me off a little. I think he was still mad about the whole being dead thing back then. And I guess... nevermind. War: What? Famine: It's silly. Conquest: No, go on. Pestilence: We won't laugh at you that hard. Famine:... The door. ...

Pestilence: What, this one? Famine: No, no... the one Conquest came from. Death: The one upstairs. Famine: Yeah. It's just... it weirds me out how it...does that. And... sometimes I worry about what's going down on the other side. I mean if Conquest is the way he is- Conquest: What does that mean? Famine: Well, you're dead. And amnesiac, and you've got stigmata and you don't act like War all that much. And everyone else- Adversary and...just...what happened? Conquest:...whatever did is in the past now. Just got to hope it doesn't come back around. As long as you don't go opening that door you'll be fine, though. Famine: Well what if they aren't? Conquest: Who? Famine: Mirror-me. And... I haven't heard from Grust... ... Conquest: That's the...cat one, right? Famine: Mhm. I gotta find out if I ever reached him... I mean, all these other people go... go dark? The ones not in our...little circle. Sometimes we just don't hear from them in a while but... I have a hunch something's not right. Conquest: Probably. ... War and Death, to each other: You've been quiet. ... War: You go first. Death: No, I insist. War: Like it's some sort of fucking favor? Death: You'll feel better if it's out of the way. War: You never said what you were scared of the first time around. Death: Actually, if you weren't so caught up in bashing Connie's face into the cold hard ground, you would've caught that I said, well, being on the receiving end of such brutality. War:You're just being sarcastic an' flattering me. Death: Fine, I'll go first. War: good- Death: If you give me half of your next paycheck. War:... you're fucking with me. You don't even use the fucking money you get. Death: I do. Eventually. War: You just hoard it like some- it's just a question- fuck it, five bucks. You don't need half. Take it or leave it. Death:... Ten. War: Fine. Whatever. Death: Okay... I'll be honest, I... He hesitates, for a moment. Death: ...fear my own end. And yours, too. All of you. I don't want to get into it anymore than that. ... Death: Ironic, yes, but... ... Death: I'll stop. I don't want to put a damper on anything. Famine: Bit too late for that. Death: Mhm. ...

War: ... Well then. I... I'm not topping that. Good on you. Ditto, maybe.But... I'll agree with Famine here. I mean, less of the door in general and just what's come of it. Who, actually.

...

Conquest: Really. You're still on about this?

War: I do not like looking at my own corpse! And I don't like that it's- well, that you don't even act like me!

Conquest: And how do you think I feel? I get to see that you've got a pulse and you barely use it for any good.

War: As if you do anything with your lack-

Death pushes them apart.

Death: Boys, enough. You can talk about this all without going for each other's throats... again

Embarrassed, the two compose themselves...mostly.

Conquest: Fine, fine, sorry. But for all the things you're scared of-

Death: Conquest-

War: You think I'm some sorta coward?

Death: War.

Conquest: Maybe I do. I wouldn't be the only one.

War: Then what does that make you, huh?

Death: I said eno̵u̸͝gḧ̶͓́. I shouldn't have to talk to you like you're kids. We've got a reputation to hold up and you're not making it any better if you act like this.

...

Conquest: You... you're right. I'm sorry.

War says nothing. It's quite quiet now, actually.

[jjungkookislife]

I like how in Secret, their sugardaddy x sugarbaby relationship is already established. Usually it starts with them just meeting and making negotiations. I also love each of the characters’ personalities here and how the guys were partnered up with each other. They were so entertaining and are just a bunch of silly idiots 😂 Each couple was adorable but the last chapter was so sad to read. More misunderstandings just when it was finally going in the right track 😭 His father is cruel and I really want to shove it in his face once Jimin and MC prove his statement wrong 😤

Thank you! I try my best to keep their personalities consistent throughout the series because it’s the hardest part for me lol and the last chapter broke my heart to but I’ve had it ready for ages just waiting to get to this point and of course it’s a misunderstanding because that’s what I live for 😭 but there’s an update tonight 😅

[joi-in-the-tardis]

Not so secret thoughts: I always *intend* to talk to you more but I'm very bad at initiating and when I do think of it, it's at weird hours for you. But know that the heart is there!

I actually think about this a lot: that the biggest obstacle for you and I is that neither one of us are good at initiating.

But, I do think we're good at occasionally poking one another to say we know the other still exists. 😉

So, this is more of a mutual not-secret.

What's something you secretly think about me?

[saturnznct]

Omg I can't believe that Chae is 8 and how far this has gotten I still remember like the start or somewhat in April or may? Idk but omg I love it am I actually can't

I know it’s been so so long😭 thank you for sticking around for so long💚💚

[chaoticbynature-archived]

“All wolves are brought up with the story of Red Riding Hood. They got the story wrong of course. The girl ran away with the wolf at the end.”