This is the most hilarious thing I’ve ever gotten my hands on. This special tape called “Mobile Suit Gundam WIng - Secret Operation” features 60 minutes of official GW parody goodness recorded by the VAs of the Gundam pilots plus Zechs’ and Treize’s and is divided into six operations.
Side A (remember those? And walkmen? Good times.) features the first three operations:
“Mission Accepted” is the intro to the tape with Heero receiving the mission to create the tape. The other pilots pitch in, too, but Heero being Heero wants to do it by himself. That is, until Duo points out that he’d have to fill 60 minutes by himself. Heero, brought up short, budges.
“The Winner Family’s ...Secret” opens with Zechs and Treize talking about all the info Treize has (it includes Noin’s three sizes; Zechs blows a gasket, but nonetheless tells Treize he already knows them). It also includes infos on the Winner family, claiming Mr. Winner only has daughters. Heero, who hacks into OZ’s database, reads that and soon all the pilots think Quatre is actually a girl. Cue them acting all friendly and protective around him. Eventually Quatre finds out why they’re acting weird and he’s not amused. In fact, he goes full ZERO on them for immediately believing he’s a chick.
The high school AU has Duo having forgotten to do his homework because he was engrossed watching TV and asking the others to let him copy. Quatre, Trowa and Heero decline and when he turns to Wufei he proudly claims he didn’t do his either. The puns are golden in this because they use their intro lines from the series to make the jokes. Zechs, their teacher, also hands them back the tests they wrote. Duo and Wufei did poorly, the others aced them, and Treize, the principal, pops in to tease Wufei about it. It ends with Heero blowing the whole place up because they’re asked to show how self-destruction works as an assignment. And we all know Heero is the expert on this.
Judging by the high school skit, this tape must have come out before Episode Zero’s release since Wufei is a freaking scholar, so him being bad at school would be grossly inaccurate.
As far as a detailed translation goes, tumblr folks, work your magic! My shoddy skills are only up to a general synopsis. So if you know someone who can fully translates this, please bug them and share the joy!
