Mort Rainey is undoubtedly a pussy eater.
Writer's block sucks. Most authors take a walk, make a cup of tea, or find inspiration elsewhere.
Mort doesn't do any of that.
He splays you, his pretty wife, out on any available surface and eats you out until you physically can't take it anymore and leave a mess on his face.
Only then can he get his head back in the game, typing away on his laptop while you leave a steaming plate of food next to him.
No wonder he's a bestseller.
divider cred: @bhavihelps
