#secrets game

[moononastring]

On god, my father and other family members are well established in the mafia.

[thefatesofmythos]

JSYK....

So you fuckers are obviously going to be boring, so I’m going to kick this off with a little secret for you. @thedancingdeval​ does your little brother know that you weren’t in Europe? That you were in prison for fraud instead? Hm... oops? 

[moononastring]

I’m 90% sure my great aunt was responsible for the death of her late husband (cannot confirm this but everyone is oddly vague when talking about his death and my great aunt has clearly expressed her hatred for her marriage) and is now living her best life in a one bedroom apartment with her “closest friend”

Her “closest” friend huh?

[moononastring]

My grandmother may or may not have had her second husband murdered. If it wasn't her who called the hit, it was her brother. He displeased the family and that's how they handle disappointment in her generation. That's why I work hard, in case they're watching.

[moononastring]

Sometimes I pick my nose and a long string of it stretches up my nostril and it feels like I'm pulling a booger out of my brain. The secret is that I kind of like it

[moononastring]

I was proposed to by this handsome man after dating for two years. I said yes only to find out he was my brother’s friend. Small world lol. Anyways we’re happily together now but it was so funny that I didn’t find out in those two years. 😂😅

Well ain't that a fun surprise HAHA. I bet your brother didn't see it coming either 🤣 did he react well?

[omigodyall]

for the secrets meme: I am still mad about not getting in to the Williams Q&A in NYC

honestly as you should be bc you 100% deserves them and Logan should have gotten the privilege of meeting you