💘fake relationship / mutual pining / dared to kiss
What if you did a fake dating where Kara fake dates Andrea to make Lena jealous or heck even Lena and Kara fake date to make Andrea jealous. I love your work!!
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got a chance to write this up this little brainchild. hope you enjoy it! it's kinda not even really the prompt but this is the story that came out so, sorry 2 u but i hope it's still entertaining!
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"do you think it'll work?"
andrea rolls her eyes, wonders why she's even bothering to help this little blonde idiot. but she promised sam that she's turning over a new leaf this year and trying to stick to an actual new year's resolution for at least longer than a week. new year's resolutions are for punks anyway, but she doesn't back down from a dare.
"have i ever led you astray?"
kara turns her whole body towards her and throws her a pointed look. "you literally gave me the wrong directions to dinner last night."
she smirks at that. "you've lived in this city for five years, learn to listen to your google maps properly. now do you want my help or not?"
kara grumbles. "fine. but if i end up making a fool of myself in front of her, i'm not helping you move out of your apartment this weekend."
andrea frowns, didn't realize that kara had a chip she could use to lord over her. it's fine, kara wouldn't use it. for all her bluster, she's actually too much of a puppy not to help.
"your threats don't have any effects on me. you'll still help because you're a little bitch like that."
she spots a figure walking up to them and realizes it's showtime. so she clears her throat, takes a deep breath and remembers to project her voice.
"god, kara. just admit it!"
kara's eyes widen in shock, mouth hanging open in confusion. meanwhile she spies her target behind kara stopping with a stunned expression.
"just admit that you never really loved me."
she glares kara into submission who coughs and stares at her. "i...never really loved you."
"and why is that, kara?"
"uh--"
she inwardly rolls her eyes reminding herself that she's such a good friend for even going through with this at all and that kara will have to thank her most generously when all of this blows over.
"is it because you're in love with someone else? is that it?"
the gasp she hears behind kara is enough to clue kara in that their intended audience is with them. kara, because andrea just knows how predictable she is, turns to look at the sound and finds lena standing there, mouth open.
"lena, i--"
"it's all so clear now," she practically yells, walking up to kara's face and digging a finger into kara's chest. "i hope you two make each other very happy then."
for good measure, andrea slaps kara in the face and she triumphs when lena pushes forward and places herself between the two of them. these two are so dumb and so predictable andrea just outright laughs.
"wait, andrea. this isn't--we never--"
"no? so you don't look at her like the sun doesn't shine from her ass?"
kara steps forward and puts her body in front of lena's. just as andrea expects. "hey, don't talk to her like that."
"why not? it's her, though, isn't it?"
kara glares at her so andrea pushes forward until they're practically nose to nose.
"say it. say it and i'll forget this whole thing."
kara, with a flash of fear in her eyes but also a mixture of undetermined gratitude, swallows before, "yeah."
"kara..."
"i'm leaving. don't follow me."
with that she stalks off past the two of them, slowing her pace just enough to turn around and catch lena hugging kara while kara looks at her.
she waves at her friend before plucking her sunglasses from her bag and putting them on and walking away. after she's reached her car, her phone rings with a buzz of a short thanks from kara before an incoming call takes over her screen.
"danvers get the girl yet?" veronica asks from the other end of the phone.
she laughs. "of course. i'm a consummate professional."
"you're literally neither of those things. but since you're done, come by. sam and i have got just the thing to make you feel better after your 'breakup' with blondie."
she responds by pressing down on the gas and cutting the time to get there in half to accept her generous consolation prize.
