#section 308

[sincerely-ernest]

Can you share 4 and 41 for the muse thing?

4. Aim with a weapon.

If his lasso abilities told us anything, precise.

41. Handwriting.

Ernest writes with his left hand, which means he has to be incredibly careful not to smudge the paper when he’s writing. Not only because it looks messy, but someone who knows what left handwriting looks like could realize this note is written by an enemy. He writes quickly but carefully, and washes his hands often to remove any ink smudges.

[sincerely-ernest]

You have a reverse!AU? Reversed in what way?

the reverse au is my favorite!!! its where all the roles are switched, where all the firestarters are firefighters and firefighters are firestarters. so count olaf’s troupe is desperately trying to keep the baudelaire children out of their enemies seemingly king and noble clutches, but they’re all a mess. 

the baudelaires at first think the troupe is evil because they’re staying with their parent’s friends, and their parents are wonderful! but as they journey progresses and they learn more and more about their history, the baudelaire children are forced to face the truth about their parent’s actions and the legacy they uphold. 

I also think it’d be fun to see all of the noble volunteers at their most sinister and ruthless.  

[sincerely-ernest]

🎉: Have you committed a crime while drunk?

“The Denouement brothers are NOTORIOUS for making bad decisions when drunk.”

[sincerely-ernest]

📱(ik im not an rp/ask blog, just a simple anon, but id love to see this for frank and dewey)

I did one for ernest so i will do one for frank

[1:58 to Eldest Brother]: {unsent!} hye

[1:58 to Eldest Brother]: {unsent!} hey NASYT

[2:01 to Eldest Brother]: {unsent!} fuckhead im tlakin 2 u

[2:07 to Eldest Brother]: {unsent!} answer me u piece of shit

[2:07 to Eldest Brother]: {unsent!} !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[2:19 to Eldest Brother]: this is why mom never loved you

[sincerely-ernest]

1, 7, 9

1. a trait they have too much of  (ex. too much pride = arrogance) 

Self-assurance == a superiority complex. Ernest really thinks he is better than everyone. He thinks he can trick every guest, bust every noble mission, woo every person, and come out on top. One of the reasons he is the most personable and casual of the brothers is because he thinks he is faster, strong, smarter, better than everyone else, and he’ll never be caught. People can’t figure out his act, and so he feels comfortable, and the act becomes natural, and more deceitful.

 The reason why Kit can tell the difference between the brothers is because Ernest became sloppy, and too full of pride, and began taunting her and one day she figured it out. And that infuriates him. 

 7. something they do that hurts himself 

 Ernest likes to s m o k e . 

 9. a reason (or excuse) they haven’t improved on any of the above 

 Despite question 1., Ernest also suffers from middle child syndrome where he needs to act out to prove his individual worth compared to his identical brothers. He needs to be right, and he can be too stubborn or smug to ever admit defeat. Failure goes against this whole image of superiority he’s made for himself, and shines lights on all the cracks in his persona.

[sincerely-ernest]

TRY + CARMELITA

“Why would I try anything a cakesniffing nosey little WORM like you suggests?” Scoffed the sweetest, most adorable hip-hop-physiotherapist-dental assistant in the whole universe. 

“You’re a hotel manager? Can you manage to get me a dairy free cheese pizza with stuffed crust with a side of gummy bears but only the strawberry ones because strawberry is the cutest fruit for the cutest li’l elf like me :)”

[sincerely-ernest]

📱

[7:28 to count]: {unsent!} this is a sleeper phone

[7:31 to count]: {unsent!} i’m sorry i cannot communicate directly, but i’m afraid frank will intercept my message

[7:32 to count]: {unsent!} let me know that status on the plot

[7:34 to count]: {unsent!} i have yoga balls and wire cutters at the ready

[7:37 to count]: {unsent!} you need to bring the wire

[7:49 to count]: we don’t have any extra rooms -- sorry, wedding

[sincerely-ernest]

❛ my knife is bigger than yours. ❜ [Olaf]

“_Alright, simmer down there. _I did NOT need nor appreciate that mental image, but it is now forever burned in my mind. And, to be frank, I highly doubt that, Count.”