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My Time In ONI: Full Metal Brat

After the Insurrection arc, you'll get to meet The 1st Infrastructure and Bookkeeping Field Team, and their 'Tertiary Negotiations' Specialist: Nate-B111 (or 'Nova')

[office-of-naval-intelligence]

Do AI have to wear dress uniforms? I mean Roland doesnt, buts its probably physically impossible to get him into a dress uniform. I bet paragnosky would make her AI do it.

-Spartan Taggart of UNSC Infinity

There’s no specific regulation for it, and most A.I. wouldn’t anyway. Not even Section III wants to deal with the mess that would entail.

- Lieutenant Jacob Warner

[oni-fly-team]

Incoming Transmission…

Verifying…

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Decrypting…

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Decrypted

Case File: UNSC-ONI-IFT.3275

File Name: Andesia Sniper

Section: Briefing

“Agent Locke.”

Jameson Locke glanced up from his datapad at the soft beep that indicated the screen on the wall had been remotely activated, and was met with the sight of Vice Admiral Miranda Rennet. Fair skin, sapphire blue eyes and raven-black hair pulled back in a tight bun. Clad in the standard officer’s BDU with an ONI logo on her collar, Rennet was leant back in a chair, a glass wall behind her that looked out over… a cave?

“Ma’am.”

Rennet’s left eyebrow twitched upwards. “Call in your team. There’s been an incident on the planet Andesia.”

Locke’s eyebrows raised. “Andesia? What does ONI want with an independent colony world?”

He paused.

“Y’know what, forget I asked. What’s our mission?”

“A UNSC diplomat was planetside to discuss strengthened relations between Andesia and the UNSC. At 11:33:12 local time, Roman Hayes, the diplomat, left the president of Andesia’s estate and stepped into Laywood Square. At 11:34:02, Roman Hayes was hit by a single sniper round that killed him instantly.”

Locke pursed his lips, sitting his datapad down and crossing his arms. “Any other casualties?”

“Negative,” Rennet replied. “just Hayes. Section II is already calling it a piece of political theatre to show us that we don’t have power on their world, and frankly I agree with them.”

The agent shook his head, pressing himself to his feet and resting his hip on the edge of his desk. “It’s not.”

“Enlighten me, James. I’m just an Admiral, not an Agent.”

“Miranda, since when has anything Section II says ever been anything close to the truth? Andesia is an independent world with little military power. What the hell would they have to gain from assassinating a UNSC diplomat?”

“More attention?” She offered with a shrug.

“Fair enough,” Locke conceded with an inclination of his head. “but I mean politically, militarily. What would they have to gain? If the UNSC wanted to it could just sweep in and cut them all down and they couldn’t do a damn thing. It’s not the Andesian government, it doesn’t make sense.”

Rennet raised her hands, shaking her hands. “Whatever you say, Locke. Wheels up in six hours.”

“Understood.”

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Calling all IFT Agents, wheels up in six hours.

Locke out.

[in-command-of-the-unsc]

Have you ever attempted to stop the Master Chief from pulling one of his jackass stunts?

The Master Chief knows his limits better than me.

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Halo: My Time In ONI

Section III's: Infrastructure Inspections and Bookkeeping Field Team ensures the UNSC's various watersheds don't leak.

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My Time in ONI: Conversations from the Universe

[office-of-naval-intelligence]

Please explain this image.

This ask has been flagged by the Office of Naval Intelligence Section III.

The author has been declared criminally insane.

Data Scrubbers activating…

[office-of-naval-intelligence]

How is ONI doing at this time? Holding up well?

The Office of Naval Intelligence’s official statement on the matter of present issues is that we are uninterested unless it pertains to the United Earth Government and United Nations Space Comma—

Is Commander Sullivan gone?

Good.

We’re all utterly exhausted, it’s bee—HEY HEY NO- LET ME GOICJFJFF—

[TRANSMISSION TERMINATED]