#security checkpoint

[tsa-agent]

PSA:

Do not try to smuggle fae in your carry on. They can, and will, escape and break our xray machines.

So for the courtesy of other passengers in line, please leave your fae at home or purchase a separate ticket for them and make sure they are safely contained and thoroughly entertained. Appropriate fae containers must use one way glass so that they are visible at all times but are not aware of the plane. If they become aware of the plane, pray swiftly to whatever god you may or may not believe in.

Have a good day and fly safe.

[tsa-agent]

Please remember to empty your pockets and take your shoes off before entering the body scan machine to prevent this from occurring.

However, if you go to checkpoint 3 and Marissa is working there, there is a chance this may just happen for fun. She enjoys watching people's reactions when they get vaporized, we're still unsure why but she's one of our best.

[starnews24live]

कोल थॉमस एलन ने सनसनीखेज स्वीकारोक्ति की: डब्ल्यूएच डिनर शूटिंग का संदिग्ध 'राष्ट्रीय त्रासदी' को अंजाम देने की कोशिश कर रहा था

सीबीएस न्यूज ने सूत्रों के हवाले से बताया कि कोल थॉमस एलन कथित तौर पर ट्रम्प अधिकारियों को निशाना बना रहा था, जब उसने शनिवार की रात एक सुरक्षा चौकी पर हमला किया और व्हाइट हाउस कॉरेस्पोंडेंट्स डिनर के बाहर गोलीबारी की। कोल थॉमस एलन ने कथित तौर पर वाशिंगटन हिल्टन में उपस्थित लोगों को निशाना बनाते हुए व्हाइट हाउस कॉरेस्पोंडेंट्स डिनर के बाहर ट्रम्प अधिकारियों पर गोली चलाने का प्रयास किया। (कोल…

कोल थॉमस एलन ने सनसनीखेज स्वीकारोक्ति की: डब्ल्यूएच डिनर शूटिंग का संदिग्ध 'राष्ट्रीय त्रासदी' को अंजाम देने की कोशिश कर रहा था

[tsa-agent]

Bongs are not allowed through the TSA checkpoint... not without at least one agent taking a hit. Sharing is caring!

[tsa-agent]

The real reason we quit letting pilots and crew skip the security line is not to make them stop smuggling drugs-- it's because we want a cut. Sure, a pilot can take cocaine on board, as long as we get to snort some first.

Have a safe flight!!

[tsa-agent]

If you are NOT Pre-Check, DO NOT get in the Pre-Check line. You WILL be made to go through the general line, and all our agents and the other passengers WILL hate you for wasting everyone's time. And when you go through the regular line, we WILL arbitrarily confiscate something as payment for pissing us off.

Don't test us. Use the correct line.

[tsa-agent]

For the LAST time, fireworks are NOT ALLOWED

[tsa-agent]

In order to enroll in TSA PreCheck, you must:

Apply online

Visit an enrollment location

Get your TSA PreCheck Known Traveler number

US Citizenship status, appropriate documentation, and a non-refundable fee of $78 are required in order to become enrolled.

Active duty military can receive PreCheck benefits by entering their department of defense ID number. Some credit card and hotel rewards programs will pay for or reimburse the PreCheck fee.

Note that none of the above says you automatically gain PreCheck status at a certain age. Being old does not instantly qualify you for PreCheck, and you must go through the regular TSA checkpoint line with everyone else, sir.