#palpatine

[starwarsblr]

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith dir. George Lucas | 2005

[sexy-people-contests]

Who's Sexier? Gollum or Palpatine

Gollum (Package Deal with Smeagol)

Darth Sidious Palpatine

Voting ended onJul 2

[cruella1989]

Ian McDiarmid and Christopher Lee are caught playing Star Wars video games.

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

It's kinda funny to me that Palpatine is genuinely lazy about apprentices. He wants his useful attack dogs but raising them is a bore. He acquired maul as a child but leaves him with droids and just tortures him occasionally. Dooku comes to him all on his own. He wants Anakin but he has no intention of raising him or teaching him, he lets obi wan do that and just has a few fake therapy sessions to find Anakin's pressure points. He teaches them jackshit. He doesn't like kids.

[jedi-starbird]

Palpatine: My boy, I'm afraid to report that Master Kenobi is very likely sleeping with your wife.

Anakin, who knows for a fact that Obi-Wan is sleeping with his Commander, a good chunk of Ghost company, the Organas and Quinlan Vos: ...where is he finding the fucking time???

Palpatine, oblivious: Oh I've heard from some very reliable sources that-

Anakin: *pulls out a spexcel spreadsheet, the 3rd System Army's shared spoogle calender and a calculator*

Anakin: Your Excellency. That's just. not logistically possible.

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Maul: I won’t let Sidious take children from their homes, kill their loved ones, and put them through torturous training.

Maul: I’m going to do all those things MYSELF.

[sleepdeprivedartboi]

It is so unbelievably funny that the moment Mon Mothma makes the declaration of Rebellion to the galaxy, literally everything for the empire fucking falls apart in the span of a god dammed year lmao

Mass rebellions, Sabotages, the empire panicks and forces things harder which results in more rebellion.

Then Governor Pryce dies, Thrawn disappears from the face of the galaxy, a Jedi denies Palpatine the way into the world between worlds by destroying a one of a kind temple, and the TIE defender program is shut down, and the empire loses Lothal.

Then literally a few months later, The ISB loses 4 of its most senior staff members, They fail to get Luthen, then a few days later, Krennic gets the Death star taken away from him, The Research facility at Eadu is destroyed, then literally the next day, the Scarif Database is attacked, a whole rebel fleet shows up out of nowhere at Scarif, They escape with the fucking plans, Empire never learning of the sabotage Galen put.

Then literally within the next weeks the fucking death star is blown up with 70% of imperial high command in it, Tarkin and Yularen die, Vader goes missing for weeks, and A skywalker is a jedi and leading the fucking charge. Then when Vader's back, Tagge dies and Cylo flips and tries to murder vader so he has to be put down as well.

I just know Palpatine was absolutely fuming in his chambers. You know the man is raging out of his mind.