weird things i've said with no context! PART 1
{1.} A cockatiel is a bird. Remove a few letters and it's a cocktail.
{2.} HANDS UP VEGAN BITCH!
{3.} My eyes are sweating and my body requires death rehearsal yet I'm currently fucking insomnia.
{4.} Let's make it dark like my heart.
{5.} You have a dick length fairy.
{6.} I'll insult the DM as much as I want. It's like 90% of my personality.
{7.} Why does that look like a soggy tit?
{8.} My brother's a lake of crap.
{9.} It's fun to fuck with god.
{10.} Bitches be like 'I accidentally joined a cult'. Whore, I accidentally started a cult.
{11.} I am going to stay up until three to spite god, the universe and my mother.
{12.} Reason number 927 why I should never be left alone; I have a can of hairspray and a lighter and I just went outside and created a flamethrower as an experiment.
{13.} Gay thing in the sky.
{14.} You wanna blow up the Queen?