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i’m a polyamorous gender and sexually fluid idiot and this is my blog. i’ll post things around fandom stuff, introvert things, pride junk, the occassional fan theory and tales of my dumbassery. feel free to stick around by giving me a follow and have a good day!

[neil-gaiman]

Hello Neil,

My friend is too afraid to ask you anything on her own so I said I'd help out. She would like to know if you've had to get stunt fennec foxes for any death defying scenes that you would have otherwise thrown David Tennant into without a second thought.

Thank you!

No, the fennec foxes will be doing the acting. For actual death-defying stunts we’ll have the actual David Tennant come in for the day and risk life and limb for us.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[avictoroffierydeath]

not surprising since you put him in a flaming car and decided if he dies HE DIES, neil.

[writing-prompt-s]

On every planet, there is one being who is a living recorder for everything that happens. During the yearly recorder meeting, one always comes in emotionally drained. “Look. It’s the guy that has earth”

[avictoroffierydeath]

“Why isn’t Earth’s recorder here?”

“Because they died.”

“How?!”

“Stress apparently. A bunch of stuff happened this year.”

“What happened there?”

“One of the nations was on fire, they almost had their third world war because of some idiot in the United States of America who was voted out of office, the same idiot told people to put sanitiser into their bodies because of some deadly epidemic, there’s some storms, a swarm of bees, people having to stay inside for weeks under quarantine, I’m pretty sure the stock market crashed and a bunch of famous people died.”

“Seriously?”

“Yeah. They’ll call it “The Unspoken Year”. It’s 2020 AD, I believe.”

“Why about that queen who refuses to die?”

“Who, Elizabeth Windsor?”

“Yeah?”

“Hasn’t died. Husband is sick though. I’m starting to think she can’t die.”

[avictoroffierydeath]

I JUST CAME ACROSS SOMETHING AMAZING

So I was looking at Crowley's Fandom page for no apparent reason, as one does, and I came across the single greatest sentence in the fandom.

(I underlined in. Just ignore the other tabs. It isn't important.)

So then I decided to look at Aziraphale's. All I found was that quote about him being as gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

Oh well.

Props to however put that there.

[frolicking-fawns]

Interesting tabs you've got there

[avictoroffierydeath]

i have a perfectly good reason

[avictoroffierydeath]

I JUST CAME ACROSS SOMETHING AMAZING

So I was looking at Crowley's Fandom page for no apparent reason, as one does, and I came across the single greatest sentence in the fandom.

(I underlined in. Just ignore the other tabs. It isn't important.)

So then I decided to look at Aziraphale's. All I found was that quote about him being as gay as a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.

Oh well.

Props to however put that there.

[avictoroffierydeath]

If National R@pe Day is a thing, murder should be legal for r@pe victims so they can unalive their r@pists in self defence.

If the Gay Panic Defence is legal in 43 US states, Australia and several other places, gay rights should be equal to everyone else's rights.

If men gets paid a dollar, women should get paid more because they have to deal with more instead of 70c.

If female-born people have to bleed from their vagina once a month, tampons, pads and other period items should be free and not taxed.

[avictoroffierydeath]

Janus's impersonations

I strongly and firmly believe that Deceit/Janus is physically incapable of impersonating Roman and Virgil.

Janus can't impersonate Virgil because he knew Virgil so well from when he was a Dark Side. The two have a love hate relationship but Janus was friendly-ish with Virge and he sees it as an invasion of Virgil's privacy.

Janus doesn't impersonate Roman because Janus knows Remus better and if he impersonates Princey, he wouldn't want to come off as too 'dukey'.

@thatsthat24 thoughts?

[avictoroffierydeath]

weird things i've said with no context! PART 1

{1.} A cockatiel is a bird. Remove a few letters and it's a cocktail.

{2.} HANDS UP VEGAN BITCH!

{3.} My eyes are sweating and my body requires death rehearsal yet I'm currently fucking insomnia.

{4.} Let's make it dark like my heart.

{5.} You have a dick length fairy.

{6.} I'll insult the DM as much as I want. It's like 90% of my personality.

{7.} Why does that look like a soggy tit?

{8.} My brother's a lake of crap.

{9.} It's fun to fuck with god.

{10.} Bitches be like 'I accidentally joined a cult'. Whore, I accidentally started a cult.

{11.} I am going to stay up until three to spite god, the universe and my mother.

{12.} Reason number 927 why I should never be left alone; I have a can of hairspray and a lighter and I just went outside and created a flamethrower as an experiment.

{13.} Gay thing in the sky.

{14.} You wanna blow up the Queen?

[1st-1]

[avictoroffierydeath]

We should be concerned that the top left one looks like Sans.

[avictoroffierydeath]

bitches be like ‘I have no idea what i wrote last night’ whore, i created two pinterest boards for my writing last night and they’ve vanished

[avictoroffierydeath]

THIS HAS BEEN FLOATING THROUGH MY HEAD BUT I JUST REMEMBERED HOW MY BRAIN PROCESSES WHY ROMAN WAS THE JUDGE AND WHY PATTON WAS THOMAS’S LAWYER IN SELFLESSNESS VS SELFISHNESS AND IT WAS BECAUSE ROMAN IS A PRINCE AND A PRINCE IS THE SON OF A KING OR QUEEN AND ONCE UPON A TIME KINGS WERE THE LITERAL EMBODIMENT OF THE LAW AND WHAT THEY SAID WENT AS LAW AND ROMAN WAS A JUDGE AND JUDGES HAVE TO MAKE DECISIONS AND GIVE SENTENCES BASED OFF THE LAW AND PATTON WAS THOMAS’S, THE DEFENDANT’S, LAWYER AND HE WAS TRYING TO SAVE THOMAS AND HELP HIM IN GENERAL AND PATTON IS THAT HELPFUL PERSON WHO’S WILLING TO SAVE ANYONE UNLESS THEY’RE SPIDERS

[writing-prompt-s]

In a world where superpowers are common, you are discriminated for your lack of one. Little did they know at night, the heroes they admire comes to your house so that they can vent their frustrations to society much to your amusement.

[avictoroffierydeath]

“Why?! WHY?!” I yell angrily to put a stop to my siblings whining. “Why did Ma and Pa have to have so many kids?! Why did I have to be like Pa and without powers and be the therapist to my superhero family?! WHY!?”

[avictoroffierydeath]

but why bi?

So I know it was a few years ago but I have a theory.

Back in 2019, @taylorswift​ released the incredible single and accompanying music video of You Need To Calm Down.

Aside from sporting this fabulous back tattoo making reference to ME! by Miss Swift featuring Mr Urie of Panic! At The Disco, there was also many other discreet easter eggs and cameos in it such as Ellen, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, Ryan Reynolds, Katy Perry, the number 13 and the quote ‘Mom, I am a rich man.’

However, one thing seems to be bugging me. After the first time the chorus is sung in, in the music video, Miss Swift and a friend are walking through the caravan park and Miss Swift sports some colourful bangs dyed the same colours and style of a certain pride flag.

Specifically, the bisexuality flag.

Now, Miss Swift is known for putting easter eggs, teasers and little hidden extra things into her work. Which leads me to the question: why the bisexuality flag for her hair?

Why not trans or ace or rainbow or pan or any other? Why bi?

This is where I bring in the fact that she likes to put in secret teasers. She likes to tell us things through teasers: the seven palm trees, the Lover title in the ME! music video as a neon sign and the Lover title in the You Need To Calm Down music video on her phone case that lights her trailer on fire.

What if, as an easter egg, she chose the bisexuality flag for a reason?

To bring my Essay Ted Talk Statement to a close I shall say this:

Simply put, what is Taylor Swift chose to colour her hair the colours of the bisexuality flag as a way to tell us, her fans, and the world that she is bisexual?

[writing-prompt-s]

As an act of desperation, you applied to every college on the list. Sifting through the apologetic rejections, a pure black envelope catches your eye. The letters on it glow crimson red, charcoal-colored smoke wafts from the pages…

[avictoroffierydeath]

I look through letter after letter. All rejections. Yale, Harvard, Oxford, all of them. I toss away the rejections and see only one remaining letter. The envelope is as black as the darkness behind the stars. On it is my name in a glowing red cursive script.

Kasdeya Samson

Faintly, charcoal coloured smoke wafts off of the envelope. Hoping, I rip open the envelope and look down at the letter. It’s once again black with glowing red letters. I read it.

To Kasdeya Samson,

We would like to cordially invite you to attend my Academy for Hadean Youth. If you do not wish to attend, however, do not reply to this letter.

I am the principal for the Academy. At my school you will be able to receive a doctorate in less time than a bachelor’s degree. I strive for successful education at my school and insist the all students be ready to learn.

However, as all school do, the Academy has its quirks. You make recognise the word Hadean. The word Hadean quite literally means relating to that of Hades, the God of the Dead in Greek mythology. All students are born because of one thing: they are Cursed by Hell, or the Underworld as I call it. You are one of those students. This also means that all students have a certain power; some are umbrakinetic, some pyrokinetic. I myself are part of the 0.1% Cursed with the power of telepathy.

If you choose not to accept your admittance to the Academy, then a few alterations can be made so you get into your dream college.

A few of my employees have been watching you for quite sometime. Though we do not know what power you have been Cursed with, your dark red-black eyes do tell us that you are Cursed by a powerful being of the Underworld.

If you wish to accept your admittance, write ‘yes, please and thank you’ on the bottom of this document. I do hope to see you at the Academy on the first day of the new semester.

Yours truly,

Doctor Azazel Inferna III.

This is my last chance, even if half of what is written in this letter is bullshit. I grab a pen and write the five words at the bottom below Doctor Inferna’s name. I toss it aside and sigh before climbing into bed.

~~~

The next morning I see a different black envelope on my desk. How...?

I rip it open and see the same black paper with red script.

To Kasdeya Samson,

I thank you for accepting the letter to come attend the Academy. The new semester begins on September first, 2023. I do say that as it is a boarding school you are allowed to bring as many personal items and clothes from home as you would like. Uniforms are optional at the Academy--very few students actually choose to wear the uniform.

You need not for devices, except for your phone and its necessities, or textbooks. All are supplied by the Academy. To be taken to the Academy, on September First whisper these words to yourself:

Vivamus moriendun est.

I look forward to seeing you first day of school.

Yours truly,

Doctor Azazel Inferna III.

This is starting to seem less and less like a prank...

~~~

I grip my suitcase and duffel bag and look down at the sentence written on the sticky notes. Slowly and quietly, I say those words aloud.

“Vivamus moriendum est,” I whisper.

Darkest swirls around me and my heart is banging against the inside of my chest. The darkest clears and in front of me is a man in his twenties. His raven black hair is long and neatly tied back in a low ponytail. His skin is whiter than snow with a jagged black scar over half of his face. He’s dressed in a neat three piece all black suit, hands in pockets. His eyes, however, stand out. His eyes are the same colour as mine.

“Welcome to the Academy of Hadean Youth, Kasdeya. I am Doctor Inferna. I do believe it is time you had the tour?” He asks in a flawless French accent.

I furrow my brows. He looks barely older than me. How is the principal of this school with a PhD?

“You’re younger than I though you’d look. You look like four, five maybe, years older than me,” He says.

He chuckles, a deep, dark sound. “I get that quite often, Kasdeya. How old did you think me?”

“I dunno like fifty?”

He smiles at me, perfect and a bright while grin. “Oh, but I am much older than fifty, Kasdeya .” I gulp. “Doctor Inferna is just a disguise. Azazel, however, is not. You see, Kasdeya, I am the Prince of Hell, Azazel.”

I gulp.

“But I will not hurt you, no. I swore I would never let a demon, myself included, harm a hair on the head of any of my students,” He states.

“So if you’re a demon Prince of Hell, then do you know who Cursed me?” I ask quietly.

“Why, of course I know the mother who Cursed her daughter.” I look up at him, confused.

“My mother died during childbirth. She was just plain old human. She isn’t a demon and she wasn’t the one who Cursed me,” I state.

He chuckles again and chills rush down my spine. “Oh, if only you knew. She didn’t die. Tell me, what is your middle name?”

I roll my eyes, getting annoyed. “Lilith?”

“Lilith is the mother who cursed her child. Your mother, Kasdeya,” He says. I gulp. “Therefore making you a Princess of Hell. But let us keep that between us, okay?”

[writing-prompt-s]

A group of female and non-binary adventurers go around exploiting poorly worded curses/prophecies/enchantments proclaiming that “no man” shall do this or that thing.

[avictoroffierydeath]

“Bu- But the prophecy! No man shall slay me!” He whines.

I sigh as my sibling speaks. “That’s awfully sexist. We aren’t men so prepare to die,” Quinn says.

“Quinn, wait! Morgan, stop them!” Rexi says.

I shrug. “Nah. He’s sexist. Let Quinn kick his ass.”

[avictoroffierydeath]

crowley and aziraphale are gay, fight me

Now, some of you are probably like ‘they’re both sexless, they aren’t gay!’ First of all, rude. Second of all, wrong. Just here me out.

Now in my copy of Good Omens(see above image) on page 159 there is this well known quote:

Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide. Two of these were wrong; Heaven is not in England, whatever certain poets may have though, and angels are sexless unless they really want to make an effort. But he was intelligent.

In this quote we learn that Aziraphale is presumed gay and that he in enby. For the time being let’s put that aside and focus on our favourite disaster gay demon, Anthony J. Crowley.

Some of you are probably like ‘but Crowley wasn’t gay either!’ I’m getting there, be patient! In Good Omens, Demons are described as Fallen Angels. Unless you’re Crowley because he’s a Demon:

An Angel who did not so much Fall as Saunter Vaguely Downwards.

Because of this little bit of information we also know that Demons too are sexless beings just as Angels are. This confirms the fact that Aziraphale and Crowley are enby.

Onto the ‘they’re gay’ part.

Now, according to Dictionary.com as of 2021 homosexual is defined as:

Sexually attracted to people of one’s own sex or gender.

Now being enby is outside of the standard gender binary of female and male therefore meaning Aziraphale and Crowley are of the same gender; the gender of no gender, like your’s truly.

To conclude, if Aziraphale and Crowley are sexually attracted to each other then they are sexually attracted to the same gender therefore meaning they are GAY!

I REST MY CASE AND THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK, MR @neil-gaiman SIR