#seems selfish

[amitriesart]

This is not a pirate.

A me pone.

[tamp0n-theory]

how could i ever believe that i am actually everything i want to be

[noplacelikegarbo]

Meet the Blogger.

Name: message me about it 

Nickname: (inside Joke) SPicy Lasagna

Gender: female

Height:  5’10, ik im a fucking giant

Relationship status: Single Pringle:)

Birthday:  Well its in the summer, ill give you that

Favorite color: Definetly Pink, or Green

Favorite singer/band: Idina Menzel, Broadway performers, show tunes

Last song listened: Will I (rent)

Last movie watched: I dont watch movies, so im gonna go with TV show, Parks and Rec

Favorite book: I dont read so Im gonna go with “Oh the places you’ll go” Dr, Suess. Idk it made me cry in second grade so..

Last book read: shit,

Currently reading: nothing

# of siblings: one

# of pets: two (and they’re adorable)

Best school subject: I legitimately suck at all of them, so, none 

Mac or PC? Mac, I guess?

Cell phone type:  Iphone 5c (or 5s or whatever)

Current shirt color: Green sweatshirt, cuz im lazy today

Gamer?: not really, I suck at almost all games, except like Mario Kart….

Day or night?:  Night, definitely 

Summer or winter?: Fuck, idk, summer??

Most-visited website? tumblr.

Celebrity crushes: Uhm, where do I begin??, Idina Menzel, Josh Groban, Amy Poehler, the whole cast of Parks/30rock, Santino Fontana, any broadway performer from Rent, Wicked, Chess, you know the drill

[indycena]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"

What do you mean?!

"NOT THERE! HOW CAN YOU THINK I MEANT THERE?"

...Bitch, you have a sex swing, glow-in-the-dark dildo, and edible lube. Why would you be opposed to anal?