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It’s so fun to mishear Phantom’s little shouts as “te quiero” and “au revière” cause it’s funny to think that they saw Hornet and just went “I like you. To the river!” Like they’re immediately telling Hornet to start undressing and getting wet.
Dear Team Cherry let us bring Phantom back to life in a DLC/update I’m so pissed their fight was so easy cause I loved them and wanted them alive for longer.
I had a dream that I was Hornet and me and Lace were going on a huge road trip from my central Texas hometown to Miami. Midway there we were trying to look for the rest stop so we could stop and sleep, and it was dark outside, and the GPS on google maps was trying to make me drive into this dense underbrush that did NOT look like a place I can drive so I was like “wow this is bullshit, let me stop on the goddamn freeway to see where this place is.”
But then Lace was like “Hornet, there’s a spoolie! We gotta get it!” In the underbrush road thing so I was like Fuck it whatever the GPS is making me go there anyways. So I drove into it, and lo and behold it wasn’t even a hotel it was one of those fucking ROADSIDE BATHROOMS and Lace was like “Oh my god Hornet I’m so sorry, I thought I saw a spoolie here.” And it just dawned upon me that I had no fucking clue what a spoolie was and then I realized she was talking about THESE
And after that I tried to use the bathroom and woke up.
Hornet, we can’t both exist. I’m going to become a dreamer. And I need you to know that every moment you have a nightmare about silks and songs, thats me, loving you.
I often find myself thinking about that lesson this one teacher did where they gave their students tubes of toothpaste and shaving foam to dispense on their desk, and when it’s all out, they tell the students to put it back in, which they find that they can’t. The teacher then alludes it to having caution with the words that come out of their mouth.
I think some adults should be reminded of this lesson.
(Me watching a youtuber make a hunter stew pot)
Youtuber: For our good boy soup’s 20th birthday, we are going to put in 500 peppers called Satan’s Used Buttplug and a dash of soy sauce.
Me: Oh man this can’t be good
The next day
Youtuber: I am in the hospital after eating that serving so that might mean our little good boy soup is spoiled.
Me, tearing up: Please don’t kill our boy…. You just need to feed him some barley and beans and to have the peppers removed.
Can an invisible unseen energy force me to draw or something??? I need the shadow demons to make me.
I had a dream the other night that I found out through a poll on tumblr that people were trying to cancel me for being argumentative and ranting too much in post tags in some specific fandoms, one of which I wasn’t even active in. The poll was something like “which influencer do you think is the worst in the Deltarune fandom”
Which IRL after I woke up I thought was extremely funny cause my tumblr comments are usually just “That stands for Joker preg. joker os pregnanrt” and calling someone for ranting in tags on tumblr is like “old man yells at sky” and I also have like less than 100 followers across all of my social medias and inconsistently post so I’m not even an influencer in any fandom.
