#seinfeld quotes

[soapdispensersalesman]

Eaasily one of the best postgame easter eggs!

[g00dnight-and-good-luck]

I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual." –George Costanza

[seinfeldimagines]

Jerry Seinfeld x reader

The Makeout

"That's it!" Kramer came sliding through the door, interrupting yours and Jerry's make out session.

"Kramer!" You both said in unison. He jumped back in the usual Kramer way.

"Sorry sorry" He said. "Say Jerry can I use your ice cream scooper?"

"What do you ne- -" Jerry began.

"Sure Kramer! Take it" You say over Jerry.

"(Y/N)" he said under his breathe.

"I'll buy you a new one"

"Thanks Jerry, see ya (Y/N)" Kramer said. You both smiled and looked back at each other.

"Now, where were we?" Jerry crashed his lips on yours and you were soon up against him and sitting in his lap.

"Jerry!" George came busting in. You both looked at him. "I'll come back." He muttered quickly.

"Sorry (Y/N)" Jerry says before pulling you close to him and pressing his lips to yours. As the makeout intesified, you were soon pushed on your back as Jerry held himself above you and continued kissing. soon enough...

"HE'S GAY!" Elaine burst in. Automatically, you knew and you surprisingly enough jumped up to feed into the conversation.

"He's GAY!?" You repeated.

"Yyyyyeah" Elaine repeated.

"Not that there's anything wrong with that" You shrugged casually. "But, man, how'd you find out?"

"You know Jimmy from the health club?" She asked. You nodded. "Well, today, he casually mentions that he has a new boyfriend."

"Huh. Never woulda thought" You say.

"Well I'll leave you guys to it. Jerry, we're still on for Dinner and that movie?" Your now silent boyfriend nodded as he leaned against you. "(Y/N), Jerry, Me, Kramer, George, and his new girlfriend? He nodded again. "Okay then! Byeee" She rushed out the door.

"Now, Mr. Seinfeld. Still in the mood?"

"Oh yeah!" He pushed you back down and began making out with you. Your cute giggles and girly noises were like music to his ears.

[thelogicofthetrance]

Seinfeld, 3x20 - The Good Samaritan

This sitcom is my new obsession, and the temptation of opening a blog only about George Costanza is strong.

[pooka-dragon]

Montey: You find yourself in the kitchen. You see a pizza in the receptacle. And you think to yourself… “what the hell, I’ll just eat some trash.”

Chica: No! No! No! No! NO! It was not trash!

Montey: Was it in the trash?

Chica: Yes…

Montey: Then it was trash.

Chica: It wasn’t down in, it was sorta…on top.

Montey: But it was in the cylinder.

Chica: Above the rim!

Montey: Adjacent to refuse is refuse.

Chica: But it was on top of a plate and there was still Parmesan sprinkled on!

Montey: Was it eaten?

Chica: … one little bite.

Montey: Well… That’s garbage.

[spirits-having-flown]

Seinfeld | “The Foundation” (Season 8, Episode 1)

[damagothel]

mood

[aroura93]