#jerk store

[soapdispensersalesman]

Eaasily one of the best postgame easter eggs!

[mr-c-c]

Isn’t this what we all think about?

[hundredsandthousandsdiary]

Classic.

[k-banning-kellum]

I ran into an asshole in a Writing Group who somehow allowed himself to forget he was talking to The King of Schlock. He fired a little condescension my way.

But as they say, if you take a shot at the King, you better kill him. He didn't kill me. But he did receive the royal Seinfeld retort.

I give you - The Jerk Store episode.

The thread was originally about using real people in fiction or some shit. But I speak only is Seinfeld.

The moral? Don't be a Larry. Unless it's Larry David, creator of Seinfeld. We should all be that Larry.

[dangerkeith3000x]

[atomicmosaic]

things to amuse myself

[dont-wanna-wanga]

Im a goblin in my friends Ravnica game and we joked about him being George. Some good laughs, but appropriately it wasn't until long after the moment passed that I thought of the ultimate joke

[seincast]

(via Seincast 147 - The Comeback)

"Well, the jerk store called...they're running out of you!" Vincent & Matt discuss "The Comeback", the thirteenth episode of season eight, as well as...Seinfeld Night IV with the Brooklyn Cyclones, an upcoming Curb Your Enthusiasm podcast, and harse-out goons.