#self aware queen

[quantico-cowgirl]

i’m so fucking funny dude!! like it’s crazy im so funny and yet no pretty girl is kissing me senseless as a thank you for making her laugh

[elizabeth-mitchells]

and that was so hot of you, juliet, thanks for your service

[starlit-meadow]

“Is this going to hurt you?”

“Probably”

[wingslikeiicarus]

the haiku bot but it’s tumblr’s yapper metre. like

beep! boop! you’ve made 6thousand posts about *niche subject* go to bed please!

[georgiapeach30513]

“Good times and tan lines”

[caffeinatedcryo]

realizing I enjoy consuming tendou satori/ushijima wakatoshi fics bc I relate to tendou in a “ostracized by my peers” way and not in a “I excel at one particular thing” way. 😃 I’m still waiting for my emotionally constipated himbo that will listen to me unconditionally instead of merely tolerating my annoying self. 🫠

[its-all-down-hill]

[teslafactory]

finally, some self-awareness