#self ban

[hallaig]

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[rrcraft-and-lore]

So, I'm banned (by myself) from talking to nature friends now because we were discussing stuff and he brought up crab cannibalism, and I had a bad ADHD moment and went, mister krabs (and i barely watched the show), then went, crabs cannibal (in my head) - totally secret ingredient of the krabby patty aloud...which is why he never shares it, because he's a secret cannibal killing other crabs off to fuel his empire.

Which is really apropos for today's socio political climate. . . .the levels of wtf, woah, omg...dark despair that sent him into after the realization of what...was a joke.

So...um...yeah. oops.

Cannibal krabby pats?

[adagioteas]

You've spoken and we've listened.

We've been hearing feedback from our customers for the last several months on Tumblr, Twitter & Facebook and your voices have only grown louder. At first, we thought everyone was being kind with their praise, but we've reluctantly reached the same conclusion as so many of you already have.

We are ready to accept that our teas are simply too good for people to resist. Therefore, starting today, we have launched a service that will allow our customers to initiate a self-imposed ban on themselves. Simply visit http://www.adagio.com/pages/self_ban.html and indicate the reason you wish to ban yourself from our deliciousness. You will then be prevented from accessing any page of our website for the duration of your self-imposed ban.

We understand that resisting temptation is a challenge. In fact, it's almost impossible to tackle alone. Let us help you stay out of the red by making a promise to yourself and your wallet to not visit our website. After all, the best way to resist temptation is to avoid temptation.