#self mill

[belerensprodigy]

no one:

lucio:

[jones-friend]

Wailing Ghoul, Screeching Skaab, Armored Skaab, Crawling Sensation, Sultai Ascendancy, Sudden Reclamation, ...

This deck was one I put together a while ago but Amonkhet gave it some sweet tech.

The idea is make as many of your cards creatures as possible and play zombies that cause self mill so each zombie is really two zombie!!

And just mill yourself until you have a small army. 

Pedantic Learning with Sidisi is some good times.

[belerensprodigy]

me: *says the wrong name during sex*

her: who the fuck is colossal dreadmaw

[belerensprodigy]

me, in the first week of june: ok this cant get worse right

me now, after venturing into an mtg comment section:

[belerensprodigy]

2020 really doing us like the stand assassins in stardust crusaders huh

[belerensprodigy]

is lucio just chaotic evil jesus???

> came out of like nowhere to cause lots of shit

> turns water into blood

> has funky and freaky apostles

> fuckign died

> rose from the dead three years later to party

> the devil is his daddy

[belerensprodigy]

can you tell that ive been hurt deeply and irrevocably

[belerensprodigy]

blog intro or something like that

what up im an uhhh new blog on the block because it was time for me to make a tumblr so i have somewhere to shitpost

im one loser twink named malachi and i need more tumblrs to follow yeet

basically here for the arcana and magic the gathering and brockhampton because jace beleren has my heart and honestly everytime something goes wrong i, too, repress all memory of it and abandon everyone in my life because what’s a healthy coping mechanism lmao

im that one asshole with a deck that steals everyone’s stuff, i am okay at musical theatre, kevin abstract has nodded at me and honestly?? that’s all i have going for me

so pls hit that thicc like or reblog button so i can check out your blog i would appreciate that stay frosty folks