#self shipping things

[shiptok]

people with fem f/os i love you

[nekoqueenalice]

Shitpost: When Someone Calls About Your Demon Boyfriend Causing Problems

Unknown number: Excuse me, can you come pick up your freak of a man? He's doing things!

Me: No, I set him loose on purpose, he needs to get his energy out!

Unknown number: Energy out?! HE'S STABBING PEOPLE WITH HIS JAGGED KNIFE!

Me: Womp womp, that's your problem now, not mine!

Unknown number: 💀

Listen, he was cooped up inside all day, what did you expect?? He gets restless if I don't let him hunt!! This is enrichment for him!! 💀

It's like letting your cat loose in a store to knock stuff over, except instead of knocking over products he's knocking over PEOPLE (permanently) 😭

Or like letting your werewolf friend loose on a college campus to chase students around for cardio!!

I'm just being a responsible girlfriend by making sure my demon bear boyfriend gets his exercise and stimulation!! If that means setting him loose to cause chaos, then SO BE IT!! 🤷‍♀️✨

He'll come back when he's tired, it's FINE!! 💀💕

(This is obviously not canon but it's funny as hell to imagine)

[knifewithamic]

friendly reminder <3 cringe is kool 🤘

[that-redfld-girl]

Leon being the greatest wingman 🤣

[lizardposting]

truly incredible

[vincentferard]

Imagine watching a movie or show with your F/O(s) on your phone or tv while they lean against you. A little bit into what you're watching they fall asleep against your shoulder or chest and just look so happy and content as they softly snuggle closer

[alphasmoonlit-selfships]

hi !! this random and you don't have to answer this but !!

i wanted to say you're one of the main reasons i've been more public with selfshipping stuff! first seeing your things in the bsd tag, really introduced me further in the selfshipping scene.

i've had a lot of anxiety with it (and still kind of do) but thank you for being an inspo for me!!

🥺🥺🥺

Ahh @frigatea dear you are so sweet! ;;;;w;;;; honestly I wasn’t expect this at all and you truly made my night! Hella tired from grad school and projects and having to take care of my sister and myself is a lot 😔 haven’t had time for things ~

But knowing this makes me so happy to hear🥰🤍🥺🥰🤍🥰 honestly you self ship however it is you are comfortable with! That is what matter most important! You are always a wonderful person to see on my timeline and love snooping in to see how you go! 🤍🥰 always know your f/os love you very much! No matter how you decide to love them up! UwU I hope all is well with thee and continue to selfship and be happy and gush and love your f/o’s how you desire! 🥰🤩

I feel that anxiety a lot my friend ;;w;; and depression and self doubt too, but know our f/o’s love us through and through 🤍 always some soft and positive reminders! ♡｡ﾟ.(*♡´‿` 人´‿` ♡*)ﾟ♡ °・

Have a good night or morning! 🥰

[nameless-self-ships]

To My S/I Event (2018)