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🍵 "profoundly unprofessional." 🔪 knives 🖤 she/him 🍒 19 🌈 panromantic demisexual + genderfluid 💕 primarily selfships with mordecai heller of lackadaisy 🍰 doubles tolerated 🤘 aspiring VA 🌸 selfship + art blog 🎀 just don't be a dick, that’s all xx

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Hiiii! :) Knives is the name! And selfshipping's the game! (and art, too ... sometimes.) //My main blog is @tokkittalgi222 in case you were wondering where the hell I came from + who is liking your stuff/following you when its not this blog. i still haven't got this all figured out, so... apologies in advance </3//

I'm a mostly sharing yume with many f/o's, but here's my current lists:

Romantic F/Os:

TADC:

Jax [selective sharing]

Pomni [sharing]

Sonic the Hedgehog:

Silver the Hedgehog [sharing]

Shadow the Hedgehog [sharing]

Infinite [sharing]

Rouge the Bat [sharing]

Moominvalley:

Snufkin [sharing]

Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure:

Raggedy Andy [sharing]

Aggretsuko:

Fenneko [sharing]

Lackadaisy:

Mordecai Heller [selective sharing?? its a bit complicated… i’m alright with doubles if we’re close-enough, and i don’t mind hellerby and vikdecai]

Dorian "Zib" Zibowski [sharing]

Calvin "Freckle" McMurray [sharing >w< frepper for life !! <3]

Gaslight District:

Diligence [selective sharing]

Platonic F/Os:

Kinger, Queenie [both sharing]- TADC (my dad and mum ! <3)

Viktor Vasko [sharing] - Lackadaisy (friends? qpr? idk man i just wanna cuddle with him for a very long time and never let go)

Rocky Rickaby [sharing] - Lackadaisy (same story as viktor)

Max [sharing] - Sam and Max (lemme bite him, he won’t care)

oh and my tags kinda i guess (still a work in progress):

#knives is at it again - general yapping + image/mood boards

#utensil with a pencil - my art

#this art is so yum - other's art that i enjoy , typically of my f/o's

#mordeposting - specifically mordecai heller shitposting ... which is most of my content now these days hhg

#evieposting - content related to my lackadaisy oc (evelyn winters)

#mordevieposting - mordecai + evie ship content <3

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Mordecai

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what a lovely day it is, outside… the sky is blue, the sun is shining, the birds are a-chirping…

and here i am, inside, trying to indoctrinate convince mordecai to start reading magical girl manga with me <33

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we tried to warn him...

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get mordeloaf'ed .

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Freckle drawing :33

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!! IMPORTANT MORDECAI FACT !!

he is approximately 2 (~15.25 oz) cans of corn in length .

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🎶mama, i’m in love with a criminal…🎶

🎶he hates mayonnaise, and he’s asexual..🎶

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so hell froze over (acquired a sketchbook. which means… knives drawing on unlined paper... ooooh, spookyy..)

evie drawing to celebrate this momentous occasion !! <33

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breaking news: evie, somehow, found the courage within herself to request a kiss from mordecai. but now the question is... will he accept? more at 11.

(LOOK AT THIS ART I RECIEVED FROM MY MOOTIE OHMYYGOD LOOKATEMMMM :(( AHH MY HEARTTTT 💖💖💖💕💕🥺🥹💗 my moot chooses to remain anonymous but i, like,, NEEDED to share this and i was given the okay to do so... so, like,, yeah >w< biggest of shout outs to them,, theyre such a sweetheart xx)

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“man, there’s no electricity… and it’s so dark in here. i wish that there were some other form of light to guide the way…”

the humble candlestick (and candlestick holder):

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and then they kissed about it

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new diagnosis just dropped

and rumor has it that they made it just for me

image(s) used below cut

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i guess the top of the fridge was no longer a high enough vantage point for this little heathen..

WHAT is his motive ?

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RRAAAHHHH HAPPY DATE OF BIRTH MORDECAI !!! <33 🍰🎉🎉🎉💞💞💞💓💕💞💗💗💗💖💖💘💘💖💖💕💕💝💝💝

(hatless vers. below cut bc i'm a lil proud of this mordecai, actually.. even if it still leaves much to be desired </3)

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having trouble staying productive?

get a mordecai!

he will stare...

and stare...

...and stare, until you get your work done! :)

and will likely stare a little more after that. just for good measure.

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“man, i wish there was another way for strawberries to kill me..."

the humble mordecai strawberry: