I Whip My Hair Back and Forth
Today, it was rainy. Selfie Douche was not amused.
Just revel, for a moment, in his sarcasm. Swoon. Then, he was so kind as to show off his luscious locks.
Don't you just want to run your hands through that perfectly gelled coif? Or rub your cheek against that manly as fuck beard? I know I do.
















