#selfie shit

[some-bastard-who-likes-goats]

If cat gets on your shoulder that means he wants to take a selfie

Actually I was eating and he just wanted my food that’s why he’s on my shoulder

[clutzycarlie]

“Remember ladies, before you say or do anything, ask yourself: is this something that would get me diagnosed with female hysteria and locked in the attic by my relatives in the 19th and early 20th century? If the answer is yes, then proceed.” - Jenna Marbles

[musicallymaniacal]

[doctorcanon]

we're treating the kid the dinner for her 19th birthday.

[potrix-the-queerschlaeger]

TFW you force your tumblr BFF to go on a 12 hour bus journey to come visit you, and then the weekend’s over before it’s even really started. 😝🙁 @auripigmentum

(Next step: intercontinental meet-up with @everyworldneedslove and @dezinformatsia!)

[daddy-undead123]

Was kinda feeling self 🤣 In my fucking zoonnee that night !!😈

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