#semaheyn

[centralkvetchmonolith]

@gefiltebitch okay fair; by "old" I mostly meant "not 13yo" because, like, there are English speakers alive today and sentient who literally never typed natural-language queries to a cartoon butler, and it's less that we have an _obsolete/unique_ experience and more that we have a _non-universal_ experience that astounds me, or something

[centralkvetchmonolith]

"judeoceltische facial hair shadow"

[centralkvetchmonolith]

semaheyn replied to your photoset:I was tagged by whatofmywrath for a really vague...

cOUNTING CROWS

I actually can’t tell the register of this reply? I think you’re like “wtf me too as a kid” but I really can’t tell. Houston plz confirm, over.

[mtfautoandrophile]

semaheyn replied to your post:i’m really gay for praise

looove u ♡♡

i love you too!!

[mtfautoandrophile]

semaheyn replied to your post:things i hate libertarians for their weird...

this reminds me that kestrel had a fedora in middle school. A Genuine Fedorus, Not Even A Trilbo

tofillwithfruit can you confirm this???

[mtfautoandrophile]

semaheyn replied to your post:i can’t believe i got like three unfollows to...

EEHEEHEEH THAT’S ME

hey

i love you

[centralkvetchmonolith]

Wow I'm surprised it took this long for one of us to get called an SJW. I thought it would take: a) two posts, because people fanning themselves about white people being "unsafe" in black neighborhoods and calling Jews bigoted because they don't think messianic Jews count correlates pretty well with the kind of person who thinks "SJW" is a coherent label/insult, or b) infinite posts, because who even says "SJW" with a straight face, go touch a poop

[centralkvetchmonolith]

ME: jews, tattoo the most holy name of your deity on my body

JEWS: Youre not authorized to operate hebrew. Please insert identification with literally anything except Christianity

ME: what hath ,been wrought!