"Ugh...... Am I supposed to have stomach cramps or whatever? It feels like I just ate like 257 things of KFC chicken...... OW!!!!!! CALM DOWN IN MY STOMACH WILL YOU, SMALL INFANT THAT I WILL SOON DELIVER EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT POSSIBLE FOR A DUDE TO HAVE A BABY!?!?!?!? I AM YOUR........uh....... Mother? Father? Mather? Fother? Uh........ I AM YOUR PARENT PERSON!!!!!!!"









