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“n-NO! DA HELL ARE YA TRYNA DO, LISA?!?!?! O-OIII STO—”
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"Relax, no one's looking"
“n-NO! DA HELL ARE YA TRYNA DO, LISA?!?!?! O-OIII STO—”
‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex
nsfw starters; fifty reasons to have sex [ accepting ]
He’d meant it as a joke; honestly. There was always some idiot that would look out across the devastation, the oncoming storm, the inevitable death of everyone and everything they once held dear, and remark that, well, there was always time for one last bang before everything went to shit. And, seeing as nobody else had seemingly been capable of surveying the destruction and seeing the upside to it all, he’d just assumed he should be that person.
He hadn’t actually thought it would work.
She’d given him a shrug ( YadōmaruLisa- he remembered her from long, long ago. She’d had mile long legs and a physique that had made his much younger self fluster at the very sight of her ) and he’d accepted it, happy in the knowledge that there were others out there that shared his dry humour- and happier yet to find them here, where he could only assume he would eventually die. ( he wasn’t in denial; there were a hundred people willing to stick his own zanpakuto between his ribs and almost every one of them within earshot )
Her legs were just as long as he’d remembered them, he found a moment to think as his hands slid up her pale thighs and higher to roughly grope at the roundness of her rear. She kissed hungrily, and he was more than willing to bare his own teeth in battle as he pushed her up against the decrepit building wall with more force than was strictly necessary. She was strong; his hands would not leave bruises on her skin, nor would her nails, sinking into his shoulders where his kosode had come loose, leave crescents.
☼
send me ☼ and i’ll bold all those that apply to your muse:
I would hurt you if the opportunity presented itself | I never want to see you again | I’m jealous of you | I find you attractive | I find you REALLY attractive | I crave your approval | I couldn’t give a rat’s ass about your approval | I enjoy your company | I want us to have a future together | I wish we were dating | I wish we’d never met | I’ve thought about you while masturbating | I would fuck you | I’m using you | I love you | I’d take a bullet for you | I’ve been dishonest with you | I wish you’d leave me alone | I’d do anything you asked of me |
10. Lisa
“I may not know Hitsugaya super well, yet I care far more than his so-called friends about his love life. I fought an espada, by myself, to let him get his flirt on. Now that is friendship.”
Hitsugaya: HIYORI AND I WERE NOT FLIRTING
Lisa: Uh-huh.
FFS LISA! LAY OFF DA TEASE! LIKE HELL IMMA FLIRT WITH A MIDGET WANNABE CAPTAIN WHO THINKS HE’S HOT SHOT CUZ HE GOT DA CAPTAIN HAORI! AINCHA GONNA HELP ME BEAT INTO THIS LIL SHIT BOUT HIS DUMB ASS REQUEST TA FIGHT AIZEN?!
[TEXT] you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
TFLN Sentence Meme (Part 1) [x]
[txt] And what club is that?
[txt] The Down Low Club??
[txt] Are you a member too??
[txt] Or the club president?