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senpezeco replied to your post “Lana Del Tarkin - Lust For Life (on alderaan to end)”

"my thiccness tastes like pepsi cola, my eyes are wide as krennic dies"

tarkin, tarkin, destroying alderaan, only 64, but he points his finger so much (pls tell him to fuccin stop)

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senpezeco replied to your post “which type of the Three Tarkin Fans are u tag urself im /that/ type of...”

silly anon, there are only two types... pro-Thicc and anti-Thicc

PRECISELY

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@senpezeco replied to your post:@senpezeco replied to your photoset:i blame...

Oh sweet you can order namesake/word custom Krazy Straws: i.imgur.com/ITCt14A…

This is the best thing i have ever seen. He has one and still keeps it even though he doesn’t have any use for it! It was a gift from his mom. Sometimes he stares at it and gets sad for awhile.

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@senpezeco replied to your photoset:i blame @senpezeco for this :D The dorks, drinking...

Yesss. Maybe James could raid a blood bank and punch a straw through a donated bag of blood instead. Hahaha I guess vampires can just bite into the drink pouch with their fangs and suck instead of struggling with the damn straw / punch hole.

But using the straw is fancier~ Human!James was a huge Krazy Straws fan. :p

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senpezeco replied to your photoset:askchaankcorp: Someone’s protesting a little too...

this was a pleasure to scroll through because of its escalating relatability: “same… same!… SAME… S A M E”

i’m glad you enjoyed it :DDD Kinda wasn’t sure about the panel order for a while tbh, so it’s nice to hear it worked out!

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@senpezeco replied to your post:L, P, R and S for the ask thing? And headcanons...

I’m happy you mentioned Jack/Warbeast because mad scientist/weapon-invention and other similar ships between kooks with warped psychosexualromantic developments and nonreciprocating highly lethal objects ARE MY SECRET JAM

It’s literally the one pairing involving Jack that doesn’t have to end in disaster!

It just makes so much sense to me that someone like Jack would get overly attached to his own creation, after spending so much time working on it completely by himself. :D Plus, there’s the whole fear aspect of it, since he’s not scared of Warbeast (and he has the remote), he’s constantly in control. There’s no way that wouldn’t get to his head.

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All right, i’m not done writing all the Gym leaders things, but i’ll upload the first two for now, since those things are turning out to be a bit wordier than i expected? i’m not sure how many i will write, but i’ll probably have at least two more. (John will definitely get his own gym; i already got the whole thing planned!)

Kinda started writing them using second-person narration, which i’d never actually tried before? Not sure why, it just seemed like a fun idea? i know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, and in this case it’s kind of an experiment since it’s my first time writing it, so hopefully you won’t mind too much!

Jack and Hayden are up first with, respectively, a steel gym and a fighting gym! :D

As you walk inside the gym you're struck by how dark it is. With a single light bulb every ten feet to light the way the corridor seems to never end, and as you stumble along, trying not to trip on the various discarded pieces of machinery that litter the floor, you hear in the distance the screeching of metal being cut. The low hum of electricity fills the air as you quicken your step, and you begin to wonder if you entered the right place: this doesn't look anything like an official gym. It’s creepy, is what it is. At the end of the corridor you find a heavy vault, and as you approach it slowly opens to reveal a battlefield. At least this looks normal; and as you walk inside you gain a bit of confidence back.

At the far end of the battlefield you find the source of the metallic noises you heard earlier: the gym leader is working, building something. You're not sure what. A robot of some sort, a monster as big as the Aggron that is currently holding it up. Around the gym leader, a few pokemon busy themselves by helping and carrying materials. All steel types, you notice; their armor, skin and shells gleam in the cold, blue light of the arena.

A Skarmory notices you and shrieks, catching the attention of its master who suddenly drops everything and gives you a large, wolfish grin.

"Hey, a visitor. You're here for a challenge?" He speaks in a low, sing-song voice and starts walking in your direction. When you nod in reply to his question, his bright blue eyes shine and he pushes a strand of hair away from his face.

"Great! I'm warning ya, I won't make it easy. I've followed your progress from afar, by the way... I know you've been training hard."

You wonder how exactly he managed to learn anything about you, and how much he knows about the strategy you have planned to win this battle. As you look at the sly grin on his face, you can guess he probably knows everything about it. He laughs - a high-pitched giggle you'd expect to come from a child - and reach in one of the pockets of his long coat before pulling out a pokeball and throwing it in the air. In a flash of light, an Excadrill jumps in the air and lands on the battlefield, making the ground shake. Its claws shine a dull grey and it turns its head toward its master, the two of them exchanging a quick nod.

You're ready to fight.

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The man who greets you at the entrance of the gym has a strange haircut and a bright red tattoo on his face. It's kind of a silly look, but as you feel the aura of seriousness and strength radiating from him, you understand that underestimating him would be a mistake. You try to make small talk as you two walk inside the gym, but he doesn't seem to want to say anything, replying with nods or shrugs. When you reach the battlefield, he looks at you with a brief smile.

"Good luck. You're going to need it."

You're ready to fight, but the man doesn't move to the other side of the gym: he goes to one of the benches alongside the battlefield and sits. Taking a pokeball from his belt, he opens it and a Lucario appears next to him. The man addresses a few words to it, and then turns his attention to the far left side of the room.

A woman is sitting there, and when she realizes you finally noticed her she stands up and takes a few steps. The smile on her face is confident, and immediately you understand that she's the one running things here, not the man with the Lucario. You turn your head toward him, a bit surprised.

"You thought you were going to fight Yutani?" the woman asks, amused. "He's just a friend, we train together a lot" She turns her head toward Yutani and laughs. "See how much you're improving? Soon people will try to fight you all the time."

The man shrugs, but while he doesn't show much emotion, you think he looks kind of flattered. The gym leader ties her hair into a ponytail and turns her attention back to you.

"I'm Hayden. You think you can beat me? How many badges do you have?"

You have enough. A fighting-type gym won't be an easy challenge, but you know you can do it. Hayden must see the assurance on your face, because she smiles at you. Before she even needs to select a pokeball from her belt, one of them opens and a small Hitmontop jumps out in a blinding flash of light, landing on its feet and spinning gracefully.

Hayden wishes you good luck. You can do this.

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senpezeco replied to your post “Not sure if i want to write or draw or what. Throw some ideas my way...”

gym leader Death Machine characters and their starter or favorite Pokemon. or DM characters in a rock band and what instruments they would play. or who's eliminated first and who would win if they were on a Survivor-type show

i definitely won’t get to finish any of those today, but i need to share: the Survivor thing reminded me of that one time i RP-ed most of the characters in a Hunger Games AU. i can’t remember who won (i think it was some OCs, actually), but i remember John somehow surviving for an absurdly long time. it was great.

ANYWAY, i 100% want to do something for the gym leaders!AU :D Will try to make it different from the starter sketches i did some weeks ago! Not sure if i’ll draw it or write it, we’ll see...