#sensitivelittlevorta rant

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Pinterest is eating numbers from the comments...

I had made a comment that included "10 to 15" after getting a few likes I suddenly realised it only said "1 to 1" and I was so confused, because I'm pretty sure I wrote 10 amd 15. I shrugged it off and changed it, thinking maybe I just remembered wrong. But now I stumbled upon a comment that said "till I was 1" it didn't make sense, and someone answered but mentioned "18", so I guess originally they had said 18, and the person who answered could still see the 8, but for some reason it isn't there anymore, just like my 0 and 5 disappeared. What is going on 😭

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I'm doing this thing, where they analyse me to see what I'm capable in matters of working a job. Doesn't really matter what exactly, but for some reason they want me to write a 3 DIN A4-page-long story about one of three pictures. All nice and well, but, the thing is, they want me to do it kindergarten style with introduction, main part and conclusion. I'm writing fanfiction. I haven't written an introduction for more than 15 years or something. When I googled it, Google was literally finishing my sentences with "3. Klasse" "Grundschule". That's when I was 10 years old. And introduction apparently is like: you need to introduce the characters, when it plays, where it plays, etc. ?! That's literally writing a story like a little kid? "On a nice sunny Sunday I was in my room playing with my barbies. In a few hours I'm going to meet my friend Julia" I'm just writing this thing. I don't care if you never know when this is set or only realise the main characters are two girls after half a page. And the story ends, when the third page is full, and everyone goes home. Analyse that!

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So, I saw an ad for Pokémon friends. It looked cute, so I googled it, to find out if it's for smartphone or switch

Apparently it's for both, but it had such a low rating, so I went to go to the play store, to see if it's really that low, and...

IT'S EVEN WORSE?!

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This whole "you don't have to preheat the oven" is so weird. It's always because "newer ovens heat fast" and all that. Our oven is from this century and it took like 10 Minutes to get to 150°C. There's no way so many people have such new ovens that they don't nees to preheat. If I wouldn't habe preheated it, and put in Pommes which are supposed to be done in 15 Minutes, they would still be fucking frozen after 15 Minutes! It's nice that people with good ovens don't need to do that, but whenever someone tells me I don't need to preheat my oven I want to serve them food made in there without preheating it, made in the time, the package says. Enjoy your raw food, you moron. Not everyone has a good oven like that. And they always act like I'm dumb for preheating 🙄 Sorry that I know my oven better than you do.

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I just watched a video on YouTube, and when he said "remember to subscribe to the channel", YouTube highlighted the subscribe button 😭😭😭

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I write a word

The autocorrect (pretends) to not know it (there's no way, that it doesn't know some of those words)

I accidentally misspelled it

I write "Sorry, I meant ___"

The autocorrect asks me if I meant *misspelled version*

I write a word

The autocorrect (pretends) to not know it

I have to write the same word again a few sentences later

The autocorrect:

YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!

Why does it always learn the misspelled ones, but never the correct ones?!

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Honestly some comment sections are just something else

Person A: aren't (xy) and (ab) the same thing?

Person B: no, *gives explanation why*

Person C: *basically repeats Person B:*

Person D: *basically also repeats Person B*

Person E: Yes, they are?

What was Person E thinking?! There were literally 3 different people saying no, AND explaining the difference?! I mean I don't even ask anymore why people need to say the same thing as others already did, because they're apparently too lazy to read the 3 replies that are there, that's just basically normal behaviour for people at this point, but additionally to not reading the 3 comments Person E was also wrong?!

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... Oookaaaayyyy. At least it gets better after the second sentence 🤣