#sentientsnakeskin

[sentientsnakeskin]

I’m on twitter now bc my friend told me i should so everyone go follow me 💔 same user

[sentientsnakeskin]

i would do so good at so many careers if it weren’t for crucial aspects of my being that go directly against it. I would be a fantastic stand up comedian if i didn’t have such bad stage fright that simply being in the center of a large room with other people also in the room makes me spiral. I would have been a fantastic beekeeper if i were not deathly allergic. Ive been genuinely interested in being a dentist and a machinist before but i have such abhorrent beef with people in those fields that they’ve been ruined for me forever. My life plan since forever was to be a psychologist but my 2020 era friend group drained the understanding therapist patience out of my body so badly that i actually think i need to swap majors