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Real life intox experience:

One time when my mom was visiting my husband decided to play a game where he basically iced me (like when you hide a Smirnoff ice and whoever finds it has to chug the whole thing) but with white claw surges which are 8%. I ended up having to chug 3 and then pretend to be sober in front of my mom. After she went to bed my husband held my head and poured a fourth one in my mouth as I mindlessly swallowed

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Real life intox scenario 11:

I once went to the biggest club in my college town with a hometown friend, we got suuuuper fucked ip off vodka Red Bulls. Everyone wanted to flirt with her bc she’s super hot, but to her, we were a package deal, and she would loop me into flirting 🥰 There were a bunch of sailors in town on shore leave. We ended up both making out with one sailor, taking turns trading back and forth.

Then we went home and fucked <3

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Drunk girl by her apartment complex pool, what will she do?

Maybe one kind stranger will bring her some bbq food to eat and balance her out

Maybe another neighbor will bring her more booze to make her worse

Maybe someone will come flirt and tell her how hot she is

Maybe someone will stay inside and jerk off to her bikini-clad drunk tits

Which one are you???

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I’m fuckin waste d but also just made a new drjnk

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Real life intox scenario 6:

I regularly get drunker than my family at family events. This is less of a specific scenario and more a pattern of behavior. I’m often the one suggesting we get a bottle of wine, put myself in charge of pouring so everyone gets plenty but I get the most. I’ve even been known to get up in the middle of the night after a family event and finish off the bottles of wine left in the fridge…no one ever seems to notice.

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Real life intox experience II:

Once right when I graduated college I was living in a dump of an apartment and I kept all my booze under my bed because I didn’t know or trust my roommates. This was when I made my first intox blog. One day I was being egged on and was drinking raspberry vodka straight from the bottle and chasing with Coca Cola and I chipped my tooth on the coke bottle because I was too drunk to hold the bottle to my mouth without running it into my face.

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Real life intox scenario 10:

One time my husband went out on a date. We started at a wine bar, my husband had one glass, I had three. Then we went to the movies and he got me a huge strawberry daiquiri freeze thing they had. I don’t rmemwbwr the movie at all, but I remember swaying walking home being sooo happy <3

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My husband ordered me DoorDash but apparently it includes booze and they won’t deliver if I’m intoxicated so shhh everyone straighten up really quick!!!